To my beard:

[Pieman]

Stop growing so fast, faggot.

[MentaL]

[Vendaku~Metal]

Your beard has a sexual preference?

[Pieman]

Yours doesn't?

[Vendaku~Metal]

Yours doesn't?

My beard is more like a douche beard, AKA a simple racoon that creates its nest and lives on my face. It doesn't really bother with its sexual preference, it just goes through life and embraces its evident douche baggery with an Iron Fist.

[Pieman]

Interesting, makes we wonder what kind of relationships other people have with their beards...

[Rishwin]

To my naive friend Pieman: Stop being so cheap and buy a shaver, faggot.

:P

[theninjaway]

My beard is more like a douche beard, AKA a simple racoon that creates its nest and lives on my face. It doesn't really bother with its sexual preference, it just goes through life and embraces its evident douche baggery with an Iron Fist.

Doesn't your beard use the force as an erection system?

Why are all the cool mods being de-modded?

[foxx]

dandune.

[theninjaway]

dandune.

He still there?

[foxx]

Dunno but beard kinda equals dandune.

[theninjaway]

Dunno but beard kinda equals dandune.

:|... Yeh your right...

[Vendaku~Metal]

Why are all the cool mods being de-modded?

I asked to be.

[theninjaway]

I asked to be.

Why?

[TimTheLord]

Cos stfu. That's why.

[Vendaku~Metal]

Why?

Because you touch yourself at night.

[theninjaway]

Because you touch yourself at night.

Dinosaurs died for the same reason.

[Konrow]

Shaving. It's easy and fast. Stop being a lazy whore.

[Pieman]

Dinosaurs died for the same reason.

GTFO of my thread.