What a shite birthday

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    Grand Master Brian May is offline
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    What a shite birthday

    It's my birthday today. To be completely honest I think it was a waste of time. In the morning I went to the beach and got horrible sunburn all over my shoulders, my back, and my face. Then my friends had the idea to go walking over a mountain, leaving me behind to chase after them for two miles across a mountain, a natural pool full of mud and a pebble beach, not to mention the wasteland between each one.

    When I finally caught up I found them sitting in a bar, having blown all our money on a bottle of Malibu, which they then proceeded to drink.

    Eventually we got home, and went out for a pizza. That was fine until they decided to go to the bank and get out 100 Euros (160 Dollars or 80 Pounds) which they spent on two pathetic hats, two bottles of Malibu and two bottles of Coca-Cola. They got me an ice-cream.

    Now we're home again, and I just found out that I have to go to work in the morning down in some bar owned by friend's uncle, just because he's understaffed and needs to pull in completely random people to help.

    This is pathetic, I'm not getting up tomorrow at 7 AM and working until midnight, thank you very much. I normally don't care at all but I haven't spent more than four hours sleeping this week, and I was planning to catch up on that tomorrow.

    I'm not celebrating my birthday next year.


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    Grand Master iNs@nE is offline
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    Re: What a shite birthday

    However bad it goes, Birthday's are still meant to be celebrated.
    In the end life fucks us all, so the rest seems real small if you ask me.
    w00t. Congos. Happy BuddayyyyY!!!

    P.S: Someone move this to outerworld.

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    I'll take you all on. Liselotte is offline
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    Re: What a shite birthday

    Happy birthday man.

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    Clean Title For Xen Laz-low is offline
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    Re: What a shite birthday

    Well, I don't know what to say really, but it sure is a shit birthday.

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    Grand Master Hammad is offline
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    Re: What a shite birthday

    Haha, I saw your birthday listed on Krewz forum, or whatever it is, lul. Happy birthday! Forget how it went; in later years, you'll look back and lul.

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    Grand Master Deva is offline
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    Re: What a shite birthday

    We've all had them tbh. Happy Birthday, hope you have a better one next year

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    Grand Master Hammad is offline
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    Re: What a shite birthday

    Your roflknief goes sliec through the birthday cake!

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    Grand Master Mreow is offline
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    Re: What a shite birthday

    Look on the bright side, you got ice cream.

    Happy birf day.

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    Grand Master Initiate is offline
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    Re: What a shite birthday

    awh that sucks. happy birthday anyways mate, next time try celebrating it with people that matter like your family.

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    Banned KyleEnos is offline
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    Re: What a shite birthday

    Bullshit tbh.

    "we had no money. Later on we went out for pizza"

    "I'm not working from 7am til midnight" - That's illegal, as an employee
    Plus what bar opens at 7am in the day andf shuts at midnight... on a Sunday?

    "he's pulling in random people" - then your not on the payroll, thus non compulsory

    Bullshit.

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    Grand Master Loxx is offline
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    Re: What a shite birthday

    And just when I thought it couldn't get any worse...

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    Grand Master Deva is offline
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    Re: What a shite birthday

    Don't go to the pub and work then if you don't want to, if he's pulling in random people that's illegal in itself, don't you need a licence to work in a pub, especially since you'll need to be operating the tills, as Kyle said what pub would be open 7 am to midnight anyway on a sunday o_O.

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    Grand Master alexdesire is offline
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    Re: What a shite birthday

    <3 Ice Cream

    Should of Had a Pinyata tbh.

    /Fate

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    Grand Master Brian May is offline
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    Re: What a shite birthday

    Don't forget that I'm in Spain, where bars can do whatever they damn well want to. Over here there's no such thing as license needed to work in a bar - alcohol has much more liberty here than it does in the UK, hence my 15 year-old friends being able to buy two bottles of Malibu without having to present any form of ID.

    Sunday is market day which means that it'll be three times as busy as it normally is - and we work 10am to 3pm, then we're on a break until 5pm (I'm told that it can sometimes be 6, depending on how busy it is). After the break we go back in and work again until 11. I've worked there on two previous occasions..

    Also we got the money out of the bank BEFORE we went for a pizza, lol.

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    Banned KyleEnos is offline
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    Re: What a shite birthday

    Quote Originally Posted by RobC1907 View Post
    Also we got the money out of the bank BEFORE we went for a pizza, lol.
    Quote Originally Posted by rob
    Eventually we got home, and went out for a pizza. That was fine until they decided to go to the bank
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    Grand Master Brian May is offline
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    Re: What a shite birthday

    You've misinterpreted that sentence, I suppose that's down to me not wording it clearly enough. The IDEA of going for a pizza was fine - but they decided to go to the bank first.



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