Well, i have 2 things
When i was 4 i played Superman down the basement stairs, The Ceiling was made of kriptonite, I SWEAR :P and i Hit the concrete at the bottom and knocked my self out for 10-15 mins.
My sister cat clawed me when i was around 4-5 id say. so I tryed to flush it down the toilet. Its head didnt go down. so to dry it off. i threw it in the dryer. I nearly killed it, but my sister saved it lmao.
Share yours :D
I nearly burst my grans dogs heart when i was 4 :O
I forced its legs in 2 different directions (Which bursts the heart) and then i realised it was really angry so i ran away into its basket (Bed) and then it starting attacking me and ripped all the skin from he button of my left foot and i had to have stitchies.
When i was 6 i was on top of my dads huge truck with my friend, Nick. Nick hit me with a pole which was up there so i fly-kicked him and he fell of the truck and landed on his side on my jaggyd wall. He crushed his kidney and was in hospital for a while... I felt really bad, Lol.
My list is endless lol.
When I was like 8 years old I went into the bathroom and took all shampoo bottles and emptied them in the bath tub. My mother came in and saw me. She started lecturing me of how stupid it was and sent me to my room. An hour later my mother let me out and I went straight back into the bathroom to empty the remaining shampoo.
I got lots of more stuff but they are more weird than funny.
Kryptonite was first found April 24th 2007 in Serbia. And your ceiling was made of it?Originally Posted by CodeinCody
Anyways, I lol'd a little :p
When I was 3 I jumped out of my high chair and broke my arm ^_^
Umm, i burned both of my feet with boiling water, that was fun...
And, i think i nearly burned my house down, i was reading a book under a desk with a blanket on, and i had a candle with myself, so blanket started burning and i threw it behind the couch, and i told my mom like 10-15mins later, so the curtain started burning, and stuff.
After those things, I started hating hot stuff.
Funny enough for me tbh.
Kriptonite is Real O.O and Yes it was (Sarcasim) Gravity was no matter it was the kriptonite xD
when i was like 7 i went to a a zoo where all the animals where walking round, i found what i thought to be a raisin, i picked it up, broke it open, and sniffed it, and it turned out to be poo :]
Probably pushing my sister into a lake at flamingo land. She was NOT impressed :p
I used to fall asleep randomly all the time, even while I was doing things. Parents used to be watching me, look away, and turn back and I'd be fast asleep. Probably some sort of mental disorder but whatever :D
Also almost set my room alight. I was trying to boil water but I couldn't be arsed to go get some so I used deodorant instead. Totally forgot about the part that deodorant is flamable, long story short I have a burnt patch on my carpet now :p To join the 10s of ones I made dropping my soldering iron >_<
lol I remember when I still lived in Russia, all three of us (Mom, dad, me) lived in a small room, and our beds were like about just a bit more than a meter apart. So, I pretended I'm a ninja or something of that sort, and tried to jump from one bed to another. Usually it ended by me landing on the floor between the beds, on both feet. but sometimes it ended with me ALMOST reaching the other bed, and landing flat on my face XD. I think I had a couple of broken noses, but I'm cool now.
There was also that time when I started going to the kindergarten. It was at the time when we just move from Russia to Israel, and I didn't know a single word in Hebrew, so I couldn't really communicate with most kids, apart from two Russian girls. So anyway, here I am, sitting in the sand box, playing with a toy airplane, and then a black kid comes up and says to me something in Hebrew, that later on, my mom told me that the translation was "Can I have the airplane?". I couldn't understand nothing, so I ignored him. Then he goes away, and comes up again, poking me and saying something in a strange language. So I pushed him away and continued playing. Then he comes up and pushed me back, and then I, enraged by that annoying kid, who kept bothering me with stuff I did not understand, pick up the toy plane and strike him with it on his head :D
Later on they called my mom, and the teacher started complaining about stuff, but in the end they left me alone, 'cause it's not my fault I he can't understand that I don't understand him.
put my hand on a pole which was in a massive fire, blistered my whole hand for a week, was totally owned.
Getting a concrete nail [you know, them massive nails that are like 7 inches long or something and 1cm thck ?] through the joint of me knee.
Oh, fun time - specially when I didnt realise it was there til I tried standing up.
Well, my mother was pushing me in my pram in Newcastle and i saw this statue (graze monument) and i shouted at the top of my voice "There's Jesus", and everybody looked haha :)
owned by a 3 year old.
Dude how the hell did that happen?
I've done countless stupid things, not so much funny but just stupid, lighting hand on fire because my uncle showed me and I did it when I was like 6 and in the kitchen were we keep the zippo fluid.
Crashed my Dads old car, our drive way is on a hill and my Dad and I were in the car playing I think some game to do with something or other and then went he was cooking the BBQ down in the backyard I lifted the handbrake and it rolled back about 5 meters into a brickwall.
Set abit of the carpet on fire because I stroke miles of tissues into our heater and I couldn't put it out quick enough, when I was I think 5 or something I got on garage roof and then was too scared to get down and was waiting up there for about an hour till my Dad came home from work on his lunch break.
There's like 20+ stories I could tell
I've done countless stupid things, not so much funny but just stupid, lighting hand on fire because my uncle showed me and I did it when I was like 6 and in the kitchen were we keep the zippo fluid.
Crashed my Dads old car, our drive way is on a hill and my Dad and I were in the car playing I think some game to do with something or other and then went he was cooking the BBQ down in the backyard I lifted the handbrake and it rolled back about 5 meters into a brickwall.
Set abit of the carpet on fire because I stroke miles of tissues into our heater and I couldn't put it out quick enough, when I was I think 5 or something I got on garage roof and then was too scared to get down and was waiting up there for about an hour till my Dad came home from work on his lunch break.
There's like 20+ stories I could tell
daaamn pro stories, please tell more xD
Being the idiot that comes for being a little kid, climbing a wall beside a house under construction... jumping down landing on me knees and miraculously managing to land on a nail that was left in the rocky gravel below.
Fun! D:
Awh that sucks lol.
Is there permanent dmg to the knee
Nothing major, but occasionally when running I can get a clicking/grinding feeling then suddenly me knee gives way. :/
I have plugged a nail into our electric-socket when I was 4.
Believe me, it is better than drugs and sigarets!
~Alph
Cigarette*
And id one that aswell, Lol.
I use to put my fingers "down there" and sniff em.
When I was about 4 I stuck a knife in a plug socket.
Yeah, I don't remember it at all but I can bet it hurt like hell.
When I was four or five, in my old house our oven had red-hot elements on the top, and I don't think I need to go any further. Curiosity got the better of me
Burnt the skin, and it was sore stuff.
@Laz-Low
Mine still has those and I still do that :P
Matches and children are a combo that ends bad always, when i was about 6 years old i almost burn down my neighbors house, lucky me help got there on time >.< only burned her whole front yard.
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