My brothers 4th Birthday party. I was lighting the candles and my hand slipped. Half the tablecloth went up in smokes lol :P But the cake was saved!!!!!
Had my head stuck in a chair and had to cut the chair to get my head out
Was making a peashooter ( howeva its spelt ) out of a flag and wooden flag pole. The wood dat i was about to shoot kinda got stuck in my throat, and swalled like a 2 inch piece of wood.
I bet that came out fine. xDOriginally Posted by ali786
stuck a fork in a outlet...end of story
o and took a power cord that was plugged in and stuck it in my mouth....that was such a weird sensation...
picked up a fire cracker and it blew up in my hand...god that hurt like hell
um my handle bars on my bike broke once because I thought i had tightened them but i had actually loosened them...well i went down a hill lost control and smashed into garbage cans....a few cuts
lastly i rolled my dads truck into a ditch with my twin inside because I thought i was cool to push the emer break.....it was pretty fun i laughed
I remembered I was dreaming or something, and I wanted to went to the toilet, but in the end, I urinated in the dustbin. That was when I was 8.
When I was 7, I played when my cousin, and we didn't knew anything about sexual or penis, etc, and we played them together! Lol! We even made them touch!
I saw this detective show where they took the white powder to get finger prints one day...
Had the awesome idea of trying it out in our bathroom. Pretty much covered the entire bathroom with flower. My mom was pissed lol.
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Well, my younger brother didn't have any hair when he was younger, so one day when I was maybe 4 or 5 I decided it would be a great idea to take some markers, glue and some yarn my mom had laying around and try and give him hair.
OH! I really liked to try and melt things in the oven too. Rubber and ovens aren't a good mix D:
i took a hot iron and dipped it in conjee and whack it on the floor making a massive hole in the carpet, was riding on my bike with me neighbors tried to stand up on the bak wheel on a tiny peice sticking out and caused us both to fall over at a fast speed onto gravel ( the road was being repaired and the tar wasnt on )
When I was like 4 or something and my dad was teaching me how to play baseball I swung the bat and in flew out of my hand, hit this girl in the head and she got knocked out so we had to take her to the hospital.
When I was like 7 I was showing off in front of this girl and I did a straight head dive from a slide and on to the ground that had heaps of glass on it lol.
When I was 8 I was sitting down and I wondered "I wonder what cat foor tastes like" and I ate a handful of cat food "Liver and Fish flavoured"
i threw cucumber on animals
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There was this time, back when I still live in Russia, that simply, out of no apparent reason, I decided to draw on the walls. Took a pen, and just started drawing mountains an stuff. Ended up messing up the entire wall on my parents' side of the room (yes, me, and my parents lived in the same room back there).
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