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    Grand Master InZan3 is offline
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    What would you say if...

    Your parents or grandparents found your porn collection rofl o.O?


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    Grand Master Ionic & Schizo is offline
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    Re: What would you say if...

    "Want to borrow some?"

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    Grand Master gReGiTh is offline
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    Re: What would you say if...

    has happenned to me, and a couple of my friends. it's not that big a deal.. all you can say is "uhh.. shit.... k, ill get rid of it" then rar it for safe keeping.

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    Grand Master InZan3 is offline
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    Re: What would you say if...

    lol if i was in that situation I wouldnt be able to say anything o.O
    Maybe just laugh rofl

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    Chocolate Rain Flameingskull is offline
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    Re: What would you say if...

    "and your looking at my porn why?" "Found something you like?"

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    Kill The_Gatekeeper_ is offline
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    Re: What would you say if...

    I'd wonder why the hell they'd be looking? if you mean porn collection on the computer then that really raises questions as to why you have it out. Magazines...screw that you have a computer

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    Grand Master InZan3 is offline
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    Re: What would you say if...

    Yeah you wonder, but what would you say :P

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    A hard working geek :-) Sardaukar is offline
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    Re: What would you say if...

    "Hey... At least your positive I'm not gay now!"

    "Oops, I had them for a school project.. mind if I finish it up real fast?"

    "But I found it in dad's drawer!!"

    "Its not mine.. I think the dog dragged it in!"


    Bleh yeah, Im rather bored, figured I would make up some dumb junk for ya ;)

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    Grand Master King Izu is offline
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    Re: What would you say if...

    "errr...that's some collection eh?"

    Then again, I don't have a porn collection so I never thought about it.

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    Fuck you, I'm a dragon Pieman is offline
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    Re: What would you say if...

    What the hell were you doing in

    C:\WINDOWS\twain_32\hpsj_0000 ?

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    Grand Master InZan3 is offline
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    Re: What would you say if...

    Quote Originally Posted by Sardaukar View Post
    "But I found it in dad's drawer!!"
    ROFL SERIOUS!!

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    Kill The_Gatekeeper_ is offline
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    Re: What would you say if...

    I dunno...

    "haven't you ever naked wrestled before?"

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    Elite Member pirate-jake is offline
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    Re: What would you say if...

    I swear, that shemale porn is Username1's! She sent it to me!

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    Grand Master SiK is offline
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    Re: What would you say if...

    "The real question is, why does the DVD player say you've been watching this for a hour and a half?"

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    A hard working geek :-) Sardaukar is offline
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    Re: What would you say if...

    Quote Originally Posted by SiK View Post
    "The real question is, why does the DVD player say you've been watching this for a hour and a half?"
    "I fell asleep! I'm honest to god not a perv!"

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    Grand Master Avenged is offline
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    Re: What would you say if...

    "Im busy, you can have it later"

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    Grand Master Forcystos is offline
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    Re: What would you say if...

    "Oh, come on, you've never watched some once?"

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    Grand Master SiK is offline
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    Re: What would you say if...

    Quote Originally Posted by Sardaukar View Post
    "I fell asleep! I'm honest to god not a perv!"
    "Don't bullshit me, you watch this porn collection more then me don't you!?"

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    Grand Master scrat55 is offline
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    Re: What would you say if...

    i would say " ya so! ... dam ill need to find an other place... thx! "

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    Grand Master gReGiTh is offline
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    Re: What would you say if...

    Quote Originally Posted by Pieman View Post
    What the hell were you doing in

    C:\WINDOWS\twain_32\hpsj_0000 ?

    Rofl, so true. My dad found mine in some obscure hidden directory, he got lost looking for his music. xD

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    Grand Master Ron is offline
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    Re: What would you say if...

    "hey dad, you should be proud of me. i'm following in your footsteps."

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    Elite Member pirate-jake is offline
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    Re: What would you say if...

    "Aww Snaps"

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    Grand Master Darth is offline
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    Re: What would you say if...

    well i dont got a big collection just a couple files, and my answer would be: "was downloading music"

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    Chocolate Rain Flameingskull is offline
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    Re: What would you say if...

    what's with all this hidden directory nonsense.

    I have it in E:\My Videos\Stuff\Porn

    be a man for christ sakes.

    ALL MEN HAVE PORN. this is greater than rule 32.

    Deal with it.

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    G'day Kurt is offline
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    Re: What would you say if...

    I would say, "It came free with this software I brought using your credit card :)."



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