Whats the best way to touch a boob?

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Originally Posted by omerta

pepper spray works better if aimed at the whole facial area...

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I heard autoasphyxiation's pretty cool.

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Originally Posted by Kaoii

You might not be able to get your hands on one. You would be better off just using pepper spray, you can find it in your local convenience store. Pepper spray will add an extra spice to the action, just be sure you apply it straight to your ear.

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Pepper spray? Whats so arousing about pepper spray?

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I can imagine this will go over really well.

Him: "Hey, can I take a picture of my hand on your breast" (well he'd probably say boob.)

Her: "What for?" (or eww get away from me, either way)

Him: "So I can post in on a forum in a thread where I asked for advice of how to touch you there."

Her: "Should've gotten it last time then, because that will be the last time"


well you get the point.

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LOL! Thanks... my girlfriend couldn't care less if i did it. Thats something I love about her *winks*

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Originally Posted by Wloczykij

wank at this...
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there was no call for that! i am now scarred for life :(

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Originally Posted by wwood28

LOL! Thanks... my girlfriend couldn't care less if i did it. Thats something I love about her *winks*

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That's not something to brag about tbh... :S


Next thing you know you'll be on some tv show with her like cheaters or jerry springer..

Huh?

I think she was insulting your girlfriend.

The only people that are on Jerry Springer are trailer park trash....

Now if your girlfriend lives in a trailer park.... ummmm.... well that last comment would be sorta awkward...

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Originally Posted by DaCheat

The only people that are on Jerry Springer are trailer park trash....

Now if your girlfriend lives in a trailer park.... ummmm.... well that last comment would be sorta awkward...

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epic quote.

=p

google will teach you whow :D
http://www.google.lv/search?q=guide+whow+to+touch+boobs

Wow this is quite awkward, I'm 12 and I've already practically 'dry humped' a girl in my boxers. So I mean talking about touching boobs and your fourteen. I unno, maybe the girls I know are weird?

A more in depth was I was on top of her, in boxers and 'rubbing' her boobs, I don't really like talking about it though it's embarrassing to me. No I'm not gay, but I'm young and when older people laugh I take it more serious then others. =[

On a side note: Wow I brought this back from the grave, I was bored and skimmed through a few pages. ._.

a groping sensation

Haha I'm glad this got bumped I would have never seen this post.
This thread is epic win~

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Originally Posted by Leggomyeggo

Wow this is quite awkward, I'm 12 and I've already practically 'dry humped' a girl in my boxers. So I mean talking about touching boobs and your fourteen. I unno, maybe the girls I know are weird?

A more in depth was I was on top of her, in boxers and 'rubbing' her boobs, I don't really like talking about it though it's embarrassing to me. No I'm not gay, but I'm young and when older people laugh I take it more serious then others. =[

On a side note: Wow I brought this back from the grave, I was bored and skimmed through a few pages. ._.

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Did you have to go in-depth? Didn't really need to know about you're... Dry humping?

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Originally Posted by Leggomyeggo

Wow this is quite awkward, I'm 12 and I've already practically 'dry humped' a girl in my boxers. So I mean talking about touching boobs and your fourteen. I unno, maybe the girls I know are weird?

A more in depth was I was on top of her, in boxers and 'rubbing' her boobs, I don't really like talking about it though it's embarrassing to me. No I'm not gay, but I'm young and when older people laugh I take it more serious then others. =[

On a side note: Wow I brought this back from the grave, I was bored and skimmed through a few pages. ._.

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Dude...... WHAT ARE YOUR PARENTS LETTING YOU WATCH AND FEEDING YOU???!!!!!
Also... you've got really nice parents if you can do that lul, I haz to sneak out the house to even get to a girl.

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Originally Posted by Leggomyeggo

Wow this is quite awkward, I'm 12 and I've already practically 'dry humped' a girl in my boxers. So I mean talking about touching boobs and your fourteen. I unno, maybe the girls I know are weird?

A more in depth was I was on top of her, in boxers and 'rubbing' her boobs, I don't really like talking about it though it's embarrassing to me. No I'm not gay, but I'm young and when older people laugh I take it more serious then others. =[

On a side note: Wow I brought this back from the grave, I was bored and skimmed through a few pages. ._.

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Not weird, just sluts.

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Originally Posted by Leggomyeggo

Wow this is quite awkward, I'm 12 and I've already practically 'dry humped' a girl in my boxers. So I mean talking about touching boobs and your fourteen. I unno, maybe the girls I know are weird?

A more in depth was I was on top of her, in boxers and 'rubbing' her boobs, I don't really like talking about it though it's embarrassing to me. No I'm not gay, but I'm young and when older people laugh I take it more serious then others. =[

On a side note: Wow I brought this back from the grave, I was bored and skimmed through a few pages. ._.

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Oooooh give me a break, you're 12!
Your penis is like 8=D, I doubt that she would even notice your little pen0r.
That is if it happened anways, probably not.
And here's an infraction for bumping a 2 month old thread.

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Originally Posted by Skycut

Did you have to go in-depth? Didn't really need to know about you're... Dry humping?

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Indeed my friend.

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Originally Posted by Skycut

Did you have to go in-depth? Didn't really need to know about you're... Dry humping?

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Seriously.

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Originally Posted by Leggomyeggo

Wow this is quite awkward, I'm 12 and I've already practically 'dry humped' a girl in my boxers. So I mean talking about touching boobs and your fourteen. I unno, maybe the girls I know are weird?

A more in depth was I was on top of her, in boxers and 'rubbing' her boobs, I don't really like talking about it though it's embarrassing to me. No I'm not gay, but I'm young and when older people laugh I take it more serious then others. =[

On a side note: Wow I brought this back from the grave, I was bored and skimmed through a few pages. ._.

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That's really disturbing. Go seek a professional.

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Originally Posted by Alfons

Oooooh give me a break, you're 12!
Your penis is like 8=D, I doubt that she would even notice your little pen0r.
That is if it happened anways, probably not.
And here's an infraction for bumping a 2 month old thread.

Indeed my friend.

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Well this is the best example of the phrase, "Owned!"

I don't think it deserved an infraction, this brought a couple of lulz, seeing it agen dint it? But the little joke was PWNAGE!

Do remember that this is no longer spamzilla.
The rules might still be a bit more relaxed here but bumping an old thread with a stupid comment is a no-go.

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Originally Posted by Alfons

Do remember that this is no longer spamzilla.
The rules might still be a bit more relaxed here but bumping an old thread with a stupid comment is a no-go.

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True, I guess you did the right thing then. Dude where did you come up with that small pen0r joke thing lol?

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Originally Posted by theninjaway

True, I guess you did the right thing then. Dude where did you come up with that small pen0r joke thing lol?

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Alfo is just oh so witty.

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Originally Posted by Skycut

Alfo is just oh so witty.

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I second that. Also:
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Originally Posted by theninjaway

I second that. Also:
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