I searched this and i couldnt find it, anywho.
Quotes....awesome, awe-inspiring, deep, meaningful phrases/sentences that can be the motto to ones life. Quotes are like the art of the spoken language. heh lame and cheesy i know, but whats your favorite quote?
mine
"I am become death, the destroyer of worlds" -J. Robert Oppenheimer referring to his involvement with the a-bomb
i dunno, i just thought it was pretty cool
"Hold my beer while I kiss your girlfriend" -Unknown
"Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most." - Ozzy Osborne
Kazari
A lie told often enough becomes the truth.
-- Vladimir Ilyich Lenin
cause i lie a lot o.o
"an eye for an eye can only lead to blindness"
"I am your master. Pain is a state of mind and I dont mind your pain."
- Unknown
"I do not know what weapons WW3 will be fought with, but WW4 will be fought with sticks and stones"
- Albert Einstein
"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."
- Albert Einstein
my favourites ;)
Orgazmo:
Dave the Lighting Guy: Dude, I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothin', but I think you got a hot ass!Dave the Lighting Guy: Say, have you seen that movie Clash of the Titans?
Joe Young: Oh yeah, the greek mythology.
Dave the Lighting Guy: Hey, I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothin', but I think unicorns are kick ass!Dave the Lightning Guy: [to Joe] I don't want to sound like a queer or nothin', but I'd kinda like to make love to you tonight.
The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but do not forget.
Originally Posted by NakedDave
It has to be the infinite wisdom of modern life executed in Fight Club.
"God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables; slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War's a spiritual war... our Great Depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off."
OR
The most truthful and yet most hilarious quote of Team America.
"We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!"
Priceless.
lmao i love it!
"What therefore God has joined together,
let no man separate."
"One friend in a lifetime is much; two are many; three are hardly possible."
~Henry Brooks Adams
"Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable."
~Woody Allen
"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the former."
~ Albert Einstein
"even the people that never frown eventually brek down"
~ a Linkin Park song(forgot the name lol :P)
"Wait wait, so Jesus is mass-produced?"
~ my friend Russell while we were discussing the bread for the eucharist being made by companies in mass numbers
well those are my favorites
Last edited by Konrow; 21-02-06 at 08:22 PM.
"When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it." - unknown
"I'd much rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not." - also unknown
very good quotes ^_^
“I've always been interested in people, but I've never liked them.” - Henry James (1843-1916)
you quoted einstein wrong...
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
personly i like
The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
and one i made up,
Procrastination is the way forward.
"My mind is the place where I make my plans
The world is the place where I take my stand
The beauty of life is mine today
They cannot take my mind away"
"Psychology" performed by Dead Prez.
Someone's getting anal.
its you
from your dad
lol couldnt resist
legend.
Last edited by exclamatio; 21-02-06 at 10:37 PM.
"I hope I never get so old I get religious." -Ingmar Bergman
"Old hackers never die. They just go to bitnet." -Anon.
"Try not to become a man of success, but rather try to become a man of value." - Albert Einstein
"Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new." -Albert Einstein
Last edited by Obbob; 21-02-06 at 10:40 PM.
from the song "pushing me away"
This is an american quate its one of my favorits :D
"Eat a lot get fat its good for the nation!" George W. Bush
"LOL. Ppl believe ALL those quotes were from me!" - Albert Einstein
Truth.
'You were born into a world that never asked for you' - Anon
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