Would you have sex with Chuck Norris?

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    Grand Master theninjaway is offline
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    Would you have sex with Chuck Norris?

    Well, would ya?


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    Grand Master Nuklear is offline
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    Re: Would you have sex with Chuck Norris?

    I'm a man.

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    Grand Master theninjaway is offline
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    Re: Would you have sex with Chuck Norris?

    Exactly. Still, would ya?

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    ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Savage is offline
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    Re: Would you have sex with Chuck Norris?

    He'd pwn my butthole too hard.

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    Re: Would you have sex with Chuck Norris?

    huh no gay o.o

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    Infraction Banned Wilsongb1010 is offline
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    Re: Would you have sex with Chuck Norris?

    im sick and tired of this Chuck Norris crap, Cant you all get over it? i dont get whats funny about some white man that knows how to fight. Grow up a bit how bout it?

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    Burn the land, HydroBenZ is offline
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    Re: Would you have sex with Chuck Norris?

    Chuck Norris can just have sex with himself though =P
    Daz how awesome he iz.

    Plus, I'm not gay.

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    Grand Master theninjaway is offline
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    Re: Would you have sex with Chuck Norris?

    Quote Originally Posted by Wilsongb10 View Post
    im sick and tired of this Chuck Norris crap, Cant you all get over it? i dont get whats funny about some white man that knows how to fight. Grow up a bit how bout it?
    Simple. First of all your comment is racist. Being black myself, though. Chuck Norris is like the toughest guy on earth and you need to lighten up. It's just some text.

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    Infraction Banned Wilsongb1010 is offline
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    Re: Would you have sex with Chuck Norris?

    First, When did i ever say i was black? Was it because of my avatar? Second dont jump to conclusions cuz im Just asking whats funny about him

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    Grand Master xelkin is offline
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    Re: Would you have sex with Chuck Norris?

    Whats up with everyone being racist now o.o?

    It doesn't matter whether you are black or white

    -BOTTOM LINE-

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    change my name already! I Rule MU is offline
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    Re: Would you have sex with Chuck Norris?

    Quote Originally Posted by Wilsongb10 View Post
    im sick and tired of this Chuck Norris crap, Cant you all get over it? i dont get whats funny about some white man that knows how to fight. Grow up a bit how bout it?
    Im gonna have to agree with ninja on this one. You need to calm down about this man. Chuck Norris is just funny. He is the man. And people of all ages laugh about it and admire him. So we're not the ones that need to do the growing up.

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    Grand Master theninjaway is offline
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    Re: Would you have sex with Chuck Norris?

    Quote Originally Posted by Wilsongb10 View Post
    First, When did i ever say i was black? Was it because of my avatar? Second dont jump to conclusions cuz im Just asking whats funny about him
    Yes, it was your avatar that caught me. Secondly, everything is funny about Chuck Norris, seeing as the only martial artist to beat him was Bruce Lee, may he R.I.P

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    Re: Would you have sex with Chuck Norris?

    No, no I wouldn't. Never really liked Chuck Norris.

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    Re: Would you have sex with Chuck Norris?

    Quote Originally Posted by Wilsongb10 View Post
    First, When did i ever say i was black? Was it because of my avatar? Second dont jump to conclusions cuz im Just asking whats funny about him
    Chuck Norris is awesome. Nothing funny about him.

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    Fell In Love Without You LightWarrior is offline
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    Re: Would you have sex with Chuck Norris?

    Don't ever compare Bruce lee to chuck Norris.

    I'm with wilsong with this one, these threads are stupid.
    This is more like spam, thought this wasn't spamzilla anymore?

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    Re: Would you have sex with Chuck Norris?

    This isn't mindless spam. Yes it is spam in it's own way, but not mindless. It's sort of a valid question.

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    Re: Would you have sex with Chuck Norris?

    Um, no, I would not have sex with Chuck Norris, or any other male.

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    Re: Would you have sex with Chuck Norris?

    Quote Originally Posted by rasta View Post
    um, no, i would not have sex with chuck norris, or any other male.
    qft

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    Sorcerer Supreme zigglesxd is offline
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    Re: Would you have sex with Chuck Norris?

    If you have an 8inch penis and Chuck Norris has an 8inch penis, his is still bigger.

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    Re: Would you have sex with Chuck Norris?

    Why Yes yes I would.

    Why?

    Chuck Norris is epic.

    Who cares what color he is, don't you get the point? He is some guy who acts so cool, who does bow flex commercials... His character is some bad ass guy who round house kicks the crap out of everyone. He is the epitome of classic TV heros who cant lose. yes he does have real abilities, but the shows he's been on are so.. phony in that funny way you cant stop laughing. He's like Mr T and David Hasselholf. Man if you don't get what I mean just go watch the Mr T WoW commercial. Its funny like that. Nothing to do with color.

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    30 Seconds. Genryu is offline
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    Re: Would you have sex with Chuck Norris?

    e-drama

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    change my name already! I Rule MU is offline
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    Re: Would you have sex with Chuck Norris?

    Quote Originally Posted by Madison View Post
    Why Yes yes I would.

    Why?

    Chuck Norris is epic.

    Who cares what color he is, don't you get the point? He is some guy who acts so cool, who does bow flex commercials... His character is some bad ass guy who round house kicks the crap out of everyone. He is the epitome of classic TV heros who cant lose. yes he does have real abilities, but the shows he's been on are so.. phony in that funny way you cant stop laughing. He's like Mr T and David Hasselholf. Man if you don't get what I mean just go watch the Mr T WoW commercial. Its funny like that. Nothing to do with color.
    Well youre a woman.

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    Grand Master Stup is offline
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    Re: Would you have sex with Chuck Norris?

    Done it already.

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    Re: Would you have sex with Chuck Norris?

    yes, I will, half an hour before playing WoW and 1 hour before shadow of Legend.

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    Re: Would you have sex with Chuck Norris?

    Quote Originally Posted by nuklear View Post
    i'm lacking the genitals of a man.
    : )



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