I checked it mate, all healthy and functional ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by RobC1907
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I checked it mate, all healthy and functional ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by RobC1907
I think my most awesome and painful injury was getting my arm cut off.
Never, ever put your arm out on the side of the roller coaster train. I had to find this out the hard way. =[
I type with a motorized arm. xD
Just kidding
I split my head open, in my aunties swimming pool, in the shallow part i dived into it, well it was the first time i went into it, as i didn't no which was the deep and shallow ends, good job people were with me, i could of drowned.
I know it doesn't sound 'cool' or bad but yeah, i don't get hurt a lot, i like to look after myself a lot, you guys probably do too, it's just that i i have a thing with blood, and we only get one life, one body, i won't take any chances..
Is it cool to get hurted o.o?
Ifso jump off a airplane nao.
Heh, heh. That's where the logic of the common or garden Emo comes from. "If God didn't want us to hurt ourselves, then the human body would be invulnerable to all pain!"
I was once snorkelling in a swimming pool, and some asshole did a pencil dive onto my back. I went under and took in a load of water through my snorkel =(
I smashed my skull...Twice. Explains a few things though.
I chipped a bit off my skull once. I was walking out of my bedroom down the hall to the bathroom, and the ladder to the roof was halfway down, at my head height, so I bumped my head into it =(
mine was funny to see as my mate laughed like hell but we were going around a corner full speed on my bike about 2 years ago and my front tire hit the curb and somehow sprang me off the bike and slammed me into a lampost, yeah i was bleeding and laughing but was funny when i think back on how it must've looked :P
I Remember Cutting My Self Trying To Make A Salad... Coincidentaly I Post Here In RZ About That... :p
I just remembered another.
When I was around maybe 6 or 7 I was at school and recess was in session.
Being excited and anxious to get outside and play I didn't take notice to my surroundings and Ran outside, some girl was laying on the ground coloring with chalk and had her leg right in the walkway... I tripped right over her.. *CRACK* my head hit the concrete so hard and I slid across the asphalt.
The recess lady chaperone or whatever came and was like "Oh my you need to get to the nurse..." My desire to join my friends was more important so there I was standing there crying my ass off about how "I wanna go play"
Of course I couldn't see my forehead so I had no idea how severe the injury really was...
When I got to the nurses office and saw it... It was absolutely disgusting, it looked like rotting mangled flesh due to my head scraping on the concrete...
The nurse just put a bandage on it and unfortunately I missed my recess that day lol :cry:
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Originally Posted by Sentrix234
Holy crap..... you missed recess?
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Originally Posted by Akai
well this is about the COOLEST injuries you've had. I mean it was just so open :(
This isn't cool, but it's sad to think it's not funny:
I remember and event a while back in middle school that got our fucking recess taken away. Some girl was running forward, her head back at us looking at us, then turns her head and hits it right into one of the giant light poles. I was holding the laughter so bad because some teachers were like "OMG she's knocked out" and I'm like "OMG she's retarded for not looking where she's going." but yeah no fucking recess cause she just HAD to run into the damn thing. There were stitches from her nose to her forehead (she hit the fucker hard)
Why was recess taken away when a girl got knocked out?
when my brother pushed me on the top of the car. and i got a big hump on my forehead on that day. oh man i was so pissed. >.>