Your Coolest Injuries!

[Brian May]

Hey.

What's the coolest injury you've ever had?

A couple of years ago, I was up in the pine forest with my dad to collect pine needles for a project he was working on, and I had climbed a tree up to about the second branch, just for fun. It wasn't a big tree, so it wasn't very stable. It wobbled, and I fell off =P On the way down the back of my leg was cut, twice, in the same place, by scratchy twigs and branches. Luckily I landed on the big sacks of pine needles we had collected =)

The funny thing was that the two cuts made an X shape on the back of my leg. I had a big red X there for a couple of weeks after =P


Post yours =P

[MentaL]

[Nuklear]

I pushed my sister so hard against the wall and the wall broke.

[wounded]

I don't know what a cool injury is...but my biggest injury was when I was mountain biking with a bunch of friends...

I rode down a steep hill, which happened to have a huge ditch at the bottom of it. Front wheel got stuck in the ditch, I superman'ed over the my front wheel, flew for about 3 feet, landed straight on my chest, broke 3 ribs.

[Skycut]

I pushed my sister so hard against the wall and the wall broke.

your injuries, not your sisters, I still laughed at that though ( sorry :sq_yellow).


When I cut my self with a knife, stupid reason don't ask.

[Liselotte]

i climb a tree and fell down

[Sentrix234]

Friend of mine ran into me with a bike... Sucked.

Cracked my ankle bone, or atleast thats how it felt... Apparently bone pain is known as the worst of them all and thats by far the worst pain i have ever had.... :cry: Ill admit... tears were present.. as was blood

[Liselotte]

I wrestled my girlfriend and I twisted my cock on the floor. I was on the bed fell over frontward and my cock hit the floor face first and twist to the right.

kid, please stop posting shit, do you think we gonna believe that?

GTFO man, you're just here and posting shit. your recent post in spamzilla is really annoying already.

Piste mga maniakis. Uli sa inyo country oy.

[Skycut]

I have another one too, I busted the top right of my head on a thin metal cylindrical piece of my brothers bed, a ugly sight.

[devildyl]

well mine was...

when me and my friendz where at the skate ramps and it was all wet they all deared me to try do a trick in the bole.

stupid me when really fast up the side went like 4 merteres in the air over the fence and into a big mud pile .

it hurt like hell ... coz my balls went into the goose neck :(

[Loxx]

I remember one injury.

I was like 8-9 years old. Was on a vacation with parents. I went out with friend to play football and when I saw my mom watching us, I ran straight towards her, slipped and fell...later on I realised I landed on my knees all over the glass...I think I know why my mom is deaf now...I was screaming for like 20 minutes. It's hard when you can see your bones sticking out of knees. Still got scars.

[Akai]

When I was 7, my mom was outside cutting grass on our riding lawn mower. I went out to ask if I could go to a friends house, I went and asked and then went back to the house, and I forgot what she said (stupid?). I went back out there to ask again, but the grass is damp (early morning, probably dew/rain). Anyways, I run out there and slip on the grass, and of course I slid right in front of the lawn mower. My moms head is turned the other way, and the lawn mower runs over me, it goes up to my stomach, but it only cut my foot.

Foot was hanging, by skin. It broke all the bones in my foot and toes. Was in a wheelchair for a long time (seemed forever at that age). But they managed to fix it perfectly (special doctor was at the hospital at the time, very lucky.). Only a scar goes around my foot now, but it's faded a lot.

[Coday]

What IS cool about injuries?

[The_Gatekeeper_]

I raped a snowman, and I got frostbite :(

[Sentrix234]

I lol'ed

[omerta]

i fell off my bike and cut the corner of my elbow off, could see the bone and it was all chipped and shit, i also got popped in the balls with a swingball.

[Negata]

What IS cool about injuries?

QFT

It's like when your leg's broken you're a tough guy because you took the pain, but if you think about where the injury came from, you're not cool for failing at whatever you attempted you just suck.

It's like after an hour of trying your hardest with Counter-Strike you check the scoresheet and say damn I'm good, I managed to die 5 times more than I scored.

It's like missing a bus and congratulating yourself for it.

[BadBoi]

I raped a snowman, and I got frostbite :(

Haha.. That made me laugh

Well My worst injury was when I was swimming and there was a diving platform I started running to jump off and I sliped and hit my head on the edge and landed on my back... (I ended up having 8 stiches)
So yeah Im not sure if that was my worst but most recent worst one.

[Suicide]

I was stood at the top of my stairs while my sister thought it would be funny to push me down the stairs. I rolled and tumbled down the stairs and i had a Glass Front door at the bottom and my foot went through it. Cutting all the way up my leg while breaking my wrist.

It kind of had a sound to it.

Bang, Bang, Bang, Snap, Bang, Smash, Slice.

Was funny at the time and i was crying in laughter AND pain.

[Nuklear]

When I was 7, I tried to jump off a swing and landed on my ass. After that, I never jumped off a swing, but I started to again when I turned 13. =P

[Brian May]

Lol. I was once on a broken swing. The bolt holding the chain to the frame had come loose, and as soon as I started swinging it popped out and I went flying backwards a few feet. =(

[Konrow]

I don't know if these are really "cool", but they are humorous. Never really got why injuries are considered funny but hey i guess its the evil in all of us :P Funniest injury i had was when i was little me and my best friend were running after a frog and both of us were going full speed with our heads down and we ran right into each other. Damn did my head hurt. Best injury i witnessed was walking down the street talking with my friend. his brother was also there intently listening in on our convo. Well he was so interested in what we were saying that he didn't notice the pole and walked straight into it and then fell backwards bumping his head on this really nice car leaving some blood on it. we ran and laughed while the brother cried his head off.

[Akai]

I raped a snowman, and I got frostbite :(

Poor GK. Tis ok, the lady's will understand.

I lol'd.

[InTrO]

I "Made" Double Glass With My Hand , Oh That Was Realy Paintfull :P

[Unleashed Hell]

Well, this one isn't much of an injury, but it hurt like hell when it happened and was funny as hell, if you think about it XD

So anyway, It was on weekend, Friday night, me and some friends, dudes and chicks, went to the beach with some booze, far away from any cops that might be passing by. So anyway, by the time everyone who was drinking was real wasted, I, like all the times, was only starting to feel the alcohol's effects (As I'm the biggest guy, I got the biggest liver and stuff). So I took up the bottle of vodka we had, and simply took a shot straight from the bottle. Then, while drinking, I started choking, so I put down the bottle and started coughing like a muddafucka. Damn, I barely could breathe people. Then, all of a sudden, MY GODDAMN LEFT BALL STARTED HURTING!!! And me, still coughing, thinking to myself like "What The F#@*?!". Seriously, For a second, I thought I'm gonna throw up, and my left ball would be thrown up too XD

Thank god, I didn't try that ever again, and my ball is all OK lol

[Brian May]

Lol. You should get your ball checked!