*slaps nick*
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*slaps nick*
You know he wants it
NeoSparky and Dragon had a little accident and ended up in bed :P
about to finish and her kid walks in with her brother, she explodes (cums) and my main man just died...sex with her was never the same lol....
also u no the skin that holds the foreskin to ur dicks head well that snaped inside a girl and took 4 hours to stop, BIGEST EMBRASSMENT EVER! in ER because a woman slaps her pussy on u to hard...was out of action for 2 months
are you making this up wise?
and lmao nik :D :lol:
nope, ino proof ether to back it up but it did happen and its extremly painful, so next time u got a girl on top make sure she dosent slam her pussy down to fast as it does happen and its aparently comon happening to about 30% of un-cecumsized men lol (doctor told me that wen it happend) they put ur dick in ice and give u a pint to drink, the ice makes the dick num, and the alcohol/beer makes ur penis soft and then they stop the bleeding as wen ur hard the blood keeps getting pumped into ur dick stoping the blood from clotting
yup you made it up :tp:
no i didnt lol ask ur doctor about it lol it does happen and it happend to me lol
i know it can happen im just doubting it happened to you :tp:
lol ask any of the ppl below
Kerney2 (mate in rl)
SuperSaiyanWar (same)
Heather (the woman who caused me great pain)
My parents lol....(also a nightmare)
I dare u to make a girl do it to u lol the pain is enough to make u consider if sex is really worth it
i think you should be having words with
spiderman
batman
wolverine
spiderman 2
ron jeremy
and sid meier
because they are all gonna beat you up!
lmao u get very emotional at times...is it because ur mommy never loved u?
I think he was joking with you Wise... pretty funny stuff, haha?
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Originally Posted by Becky
any time ur ready i will give you your best ;) :smileysex
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Originally Posted by youth
oh no im not joking im gonna find him and put my willy in his bum, thatll be his worst sexual experiance!!!! :pissed: :pissed: :pissed:
tbh...
after a drunken night out... went back to my g/f's house n we went into her bedroom... my best m8 and his g/f went in the next room along... an hour later apparently my m8's g/f said 'there prolly finished now.. i need to ask debz if shes got a toilet upstairs' to which my m8 said 'i really wouldent walk in there'. So anyway she walks in and sees me going at it full pelt doggy at kind of a side angle (was very good). Totally froze.... i was like..... ehm.... 'could you leave us please? :)'
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Originally Posted by Solares
and erm away you go biatch :P