Whats yours?
Whats yours?
feeling sick half way though (hangover)
mates/mum walking in...
haha looool!Originally Posted by QuikS
Mines worse than that so I'll wait for some other ppl to post :tp:
my gf walked in and foun me in bed with some other girl...
erm....i dont think iv ever had a bad sexual experiance
When i had this pain in my hand.... :tp:
:cry: think of the people tha didnt have sexual experiences!:cry:
What worse than that?!
Cramp in leg sounding like i was having an orgasm -.- but i was screaming in pain lol
left hand......
errr having sex with this lass around backs of shops wen it was wet and raining and she was shit i didn't even cum and steely was shouting at me around the corner lol saying hurry up so i just went lol
/bazi
OMG you pimp having sex with a random girl behind a shop while Steely keeps lookout lololol
Mine would be...i don't have one :O
I was dressed up as the girl. :( My ass is like a bucket fanny.
PS haha you had sex with a man who you thought was a woman. Pwned. ++
First time i had sex.. not really bad but.. i went for well over 2hours didnt really feel anything and didnt cum and was fucking exhausted.. my gf LOVED it tho :/
first time I had sex I only lasted for 2 mins :(
WTF... how couldn't you cum...
And 2 minutes... how do you do that... ok i can understand how you can cum in 2 minutes but the sex doesn't have to be over then right?
no course it wont, from then on I got called "2 minute man"
Hmm you could be Caps brother then, as he is the "1 minute man" or also known as "1 minute little man" or "1 minute little man with little dick" :tp:
*goes off to hide for cap before he rapes me for a whole minute* :tp:
erm, carpet burns, my GF at the time found it hilarious, i have phat carpet burns on me knees, that was the firts time i did it, she got me a lil badge saying "i luv carpet burns"
another time i was at this birds house and she'd just come outta the shower, and well we went with the moment, anyways fucking mate walked in :(
erm, another time i was at band camp...ROFL j/k
completeley wasted and dunno wtf was going on XD
This one i got high and stuck my web cam up my bum to c id would still work , sadly, i fainted from the pain , the camera was quite big and had alot on jagged edges :-(
lmfao XD
bad
So Cexy, are you gonna share yours?
None that I can think of 0_o
people that say they dont have any HAVE ALOT
when u get high u stick things up ur arse...
lmao
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