Your Worst Sexual Experience

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  1. #26
    Chocolate Rain Flameingskull is offline
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sipher
    my gf walked in and foun me in bed with some other girl...
    :rofl:

    sure we believe u.

    (note the sarcasm in my post)

    :rofl:

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    dAI for president. MentaL is offline
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    nearly getting caught yestuday doing it in the forest.............. didnt do it after... prob the worst cos it woulda been fun.. so gutted

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    Cuteh Masami is offline
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    Quote Originally Posted by QuikS
    when u get high u stick things up ur arse...

    lmao


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    F**KIN LEGEND! exclamatio is offline
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    her bleeding shortly afterwards -.-`

    i was like "holy shit!!" she came like mad though so she didnt care, which makes it ok i guess ><

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    Grand Master Tupac is offline
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    i got lots of stories >.<
    1s that involve blood, parents, pain lol lots :p
    and baring haha i remember that lol mikes party lol what a nite :p
    steely could of had that fat lass lol

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    Sorcerer Supreme tree fitty is offline
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    Quote Originally Posted by BLiNd37
    This one i got high and stuck my web cam up my bum to c id would still work , sadly, i fainted from the pain , the camera was quite big and had alot on jagged edges :-(
    you stuck a web cam up your bum to see if it worked... LMFAOROFL


    someone get him some marijuana i gotta see this

  7. #32
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    Lmfao!!!!!

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    Grand Master Nik-C is offline
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    during pmt *shivers* and my mate came into my room just after Id had a tit wank. Wasn't good :/

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    The Unbeatable GohanSSJ is offline
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    Why don't you guys have a lock on your door...

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    Grand Master Silveron is offline
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    Yeah, i was thinking the same thing

    But then i thought its so hot here, if i close my room the temperature rises to 43 Celsius in 7 minutes.

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    The Unbeatable GohanSSJ is offline
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    Well i'm sure they did close the door....

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    Well I promised I wouldn't tell but this one time when Gohan and I were fooling around.. o wait nm.... -runs-

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    Grand Master Hulkster is offline
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    So you and gohan had a one night stand, huh, lol..........

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    The Unbeatable GohanSSJ is offline
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    Yeah for like 50 times. :tp:

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    Grand Master Capricorn is offline
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    This one time at band camp...

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    Grand Master Nik-C is offline
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    I put a trombone in my ass

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    Grand Master QuikS is offline
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    on my sisters 18th.. she rented out this club and there were some rooms that were "off bonderies" they had the lights turned off etc.. so i took my gf there and she gave me head.. but some 1 walked in then went out.. and i didnt know who untill later this guy says to me "nice 1 mate i saw u in that room" i just sed "dont tell any1" lol

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    Beckys Bitch DarkBahamut is offline
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    Quote Originally Posted by Becky
    Well I promised I wouldn't tell but this one time when Gohan and I were fooling around.. o wait nm.... -runs-
    It happened to you too? :O

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    F**KIN LEGEND! exclamatio is offline
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    Quote Originally Posted by DarkBahamut
    It happened to you too? :O
    i thought it was only me :eek:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Masami
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    YOu stole my line!
    :moon:

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    Well think my one, which was my 1st... which happened the other day was pretty bad...

    1st thing the girl is older then me and i think she had done it before... so she probs thinks i was perfetic buy who gives a shit :D

    anyways 1st of all i didnt know where to put it so sh had to guide me... so all blood went from dick to face.

    2nd i was kneling on her leg and she was having ago at me...

    3rd she wanted to turn over and go on top... well we attempted this with my dick still in her and ffs it was difficult, dunno how they do it on porno channels...

    4th i lasted about 20-30mins

    and 5th i feel asleep right after...

    think she had a good time? :rofl:

    expected it to be much better altho it felt good... not at 1st tho thourt i was doin something wrong it stung a little... but mid way felt good... but it was dissarster seriously i went red more times then, then i ever have in my life.. :(

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    F**KIN LEGEND! exclamatio is offline
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    just take it easy badman, learn from your mistakes :tp:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nik-C
    I put a trombone in my ass

    American pie o0




    and badman no1 is born perfect :P

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    Grand Master NeoSparky is offline
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    only me :)
    and no i'm not telling mine lol

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    Grand Master Nik-C is offline
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    a hamster crawled up your ass when u was half way thru sex didnt it neo! Admit it! And you enjoyed it :tp:

    ...gotta be close



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