Zombie Survival Plan

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    Grand Master Piasa is offline
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    Zombie Survival Plan

    I have a question:

    What is your plan to survive the zombie apocalypse?

    /Piasa


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    Grand Master Ramuthra is offline
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    Re: Zombie Survival Plan

    Put on my leather hot pants

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    Grand Master Piasa is offline
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ramuthra View Post
    Put on my leather hot pants
    are they bite-proof? zombie-repellent?

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    wackyracer#1337 wackyracer is offline
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    Re: Zombie Survival Plan

    Get my M1 Carbine and W1200 shotgun out of my garage, load it up, and kick some serious zombitch ass. Sweet and simple.

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    Grand Master Ramuthra is offline
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    Ever tried to bite or scratch through leather mate? and i don't be repelling no-one in my leather hot pants ;)

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    Grand Master Piasa is offline
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    Re: Zombie Survival Plan

    *facepalm* the idea is to repel zombies, not attract them lol

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    Sorcerer Supreme Raoul Duke is offline
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    Re: Zombie Survival Plan

    turn my pool into a bunker, wait for the day and go with some folks to the highway to steal a truck, then go steal some porn, find women, and find a way that i can make electricity like making a zombie run on a wheel like a hamster or anything like that so i can watch it with the food i collected from the market...

    if i go big scale, i would fortify a closed sealed community like the many there are here and turn it into a autossufficient field for living, f course looking for some ppl that know about the shit and get it on

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    Grand Master Piasa is offline
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    Re: Zombie Survival Plan

    Quote Originally Posted by Raoul Duke View Post
    turn my pool into a bunker, wait for the day and go with some folks to the highway to steal a truck, then go steal some porn, find women, and find a way that i can make electricity like making a zombie run on a wheel like a hamster or anything like that so i can watch it with the food i collected from the market...

    if i go big scale, i would fortify a closed sealed community like the many there are here and turn it into a autossufficient field for living, f course looking for some ppl that know about the shit and get it on
    that's a damn fine plan, i may have to use it as an example in my essay (1500 word essay on how to survive a zombie apocalypse)

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    Grand Master Ramuthra is offline
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    Supah Serious answer here, get yourself a motorbiking outfitting then stand inside a big crowd of zombies, if you think they can do more dmg that a 140mph skid along the floor then your fooling yourself.

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    Me > You DaCheat is offline
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    Re: Zombie Survival Plan

    Well I would for sure make it to one of the many local gun shops... stock up, and get to the highest building in my area. Play some real life GTA and snipe the fuck out of people.

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    One word! Im Fawkin Pro! Xakzi is offline
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    Re: Zombie Survival Plan

    take some make-up .. make me look like a zombie, walk around with them, while study on how they live on 8-)

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    dAI for president. MentaL is offline
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    Re: Zombie Survival Plan

    I for one welcome our new zombie overlords.

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    Grand Master Piasa is offline
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    Quote Originally Posted by MentaL View Post
    I for one welcome our new zombie overlords.
    stop kissing zombie butt

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    F**KIN LEGEND! exclamatio is offline
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    Re: Zombie Survival Plan

    I'd be a little overwhelmed that a childhood fantasy had come true

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    Grand Master Shinija is offline
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    Re: Zombie Survival Plan

    Hide in my closet like a pussy.

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    Venture Adventure Tyler is offline
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    My plan kinda involves telling you to grow the fuck up and stop being so gullible.

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    1/11/1995 ~ 23/11/2011 rebora2007 is offline
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    Re: Zombie Survival Plan

    Huge mall, everything to survive agaisnt zombies .

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    Grand Master SkylineMaster is offline
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    Re: Zombie Survival Plan

    Pimp slap zombies

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    Mr. Guy Man Alcatis is offline
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    Re: Zombie Survival Plan

    Steal trucks, cement, steel, iron
    Find nearest farm
    Build barricades everywhere
    Become farmer
    Have unlimited food supply
    ???
    Profit

    This will require quite a lot of help so I hope my family and friends will survive long enough D: As for weapons.. I live in Sweden so uh.. I guess crossbows/long bows, hatchets and stuff.

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    Grand Master Piasa is offline
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyler View Post
    My plan kinda involves telling you to grow the fuck up and stop being so gullible.
    My back-up plan involves using you as bait
    Last edited by Piasa; 21-05-11 at 02:27 AM.

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    Grand Master HeavenlyGifted is offline
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    Re: Zombie Survival Plan

    Not going outside my room = SAFE.



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