Best Jinglebells parody ;) :
Jingle Bells,
Batman smells,
Robin laid an egg.
Batmobile lost a wheel
and joker got away
Oh! And Achmed:
Dashing through the sand
with a bomb stuck to my back,
I've got a nasty plan for Christmas in Iraq.
I got through check point A but not through checkpoint B.
That's when I got shot in the a** by the US Military.
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On Topic:
I love Rudolf the Red nosed Reigndeer.
Code:
You know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen,
Comet and Cupid and Donner and Blitzen.,
But do you recall?
The most famous reindeer of all?
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
Had a very shiny nose,
And if you ever saw it,
You would even say it glows.
All of the other reindeer
Used to laugh and call him names;
They never let poor Rudolph
Join in any reindeer games.
Then one foggy Christmas Eve,
Santa came to say,
Rudolph with your nose so bright,
Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?
Then how the reindeer loved him
As they shouted out with glee,
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer,
You'll go down in history.