Poem - "Good Fight Jagex"

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    Very nice poem that i found in rs forum...


    T'was two weeks before Christmas, and all through Runescape

    Not a player had known what would soon be their fate.

    The updates were posted on the website with care,

    In hopes that all players would like what was there.

    I logged onto Runescape and what did I see?

    Four new updates were listed, "Wonder what they could be?"

    Real world trading is bad, its "evil" they say...

    A new Jagex fight against cheaters today!


    Real money for gold, their raking in lots.

    Kill all the autoers, kill all the bots!

    Removing unbalanced trades, *What the hell is that?"

    Means all those merchants will never get their phat!


    Farewell birthday gifts, no more helping a friend.

    No more running nats, *Just where will it end?"

    This 1st post was painful, yet I just pressed through.

    But I held my breath as I opened number 2.


    Trade and drop changes, seems like lots of chatter.

    I clicked on the link to see what was the matter.

    3k gold pieces is now the trade limit.

    No more getting Barrows, unless millions are in it...


    Drop parties are out, drop transfers are too.

    A gravestone is left if a Fire Giant kills you.

    No more getting rich when a noob makes a mistake.

    Those items are no longer yours for the take.


    I could not believe, in what was to be...

    With an unsteady hand, I clicked post number 3.

    Wilderness changes? Please say its not so!

    Revenant ghosts? Now that's a low blow!


    Bounty Hunter, Bounty Hunter, "Why is it multi?"

    If you go solo, you surely will die.

    I PK'd for a living, I guess that's now done.

    Jagex, you ruined it, its no longer fun.

    No more PK'ing, no more easy dough.

    No more Runescape, looks like its time to go...

    If you liked this post, and I hope that you might.

    Copy and paste it, LETS PUT UP A FIGHT!

    We can get our Wildy back, if we all stick together.

    If Jagex don't listen, we'll all quit FOREVER


    Credit: Sir Hopalot6


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    Re: Poem - "Good Fight Jagex"

    amazing

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    Totally correct, I worked on a PK account for years.
    Now it's nothing,
    Jagex fucked us over.

    Since the trade limit was created botting has risen by 30%, they've lost out on 2million dollars profit per year. All because of a few shitty updates, but they don't care about us anyway :)

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    Re: Poem - "Good Fight Jagex"

    Wow, that poem is not only well put together, it makes sense and it's good! I love that poem. I'm going to read it again :)

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    Re: Poem - "Good Fight Jagex"

    LOL. I remember the day they posted that shit. Maded me want to assasinate Gower. (:

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    Re: Poem - "Good Fight Jagex"

    Interesting...but why would somebody go through all that bother writing a poem about an online game?

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    Re: Poem - "Good Fight Jagex"

    Quote Originally Posted by Worthy View Post
    Interesting...but why would somebody go through all that bother writing a poem about an online game?
    Interesting, YES.

    Why ? ... why why why ...
    Why do white people hate black people, and why do black people hate white people?
    Why do some people believe zhit that doesn't really exist?
    Why do we even play games?
    Why do we have to pay for things?
    Why do people write pointless replys?
    Why did you do it?
    Why did I do it?
    why? ... why why why ...

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    Hey, the poem is awesome !
    Thumbs up...

    Yet still... don't get this wrong, but THINK, for a moment. - What could happen, if there still would exist a think like wilderness, where everyone killed everyone ... what if there was no such thing as trade limit.

    Would you really want this?
    And why ?
    To earn profit from the game, by making millions and selling this?

    Heres a thing, for those kind of people ... go find another game ... a business game or whatever ...


    I know everyone hates the fact that there is no wilderness ... I know I did at first ... but now I don't give a zhit.

    It's not a game that I made. I haven't even helped to develop the game... so what rights do I get? None, I can't just say "Hey get us back to wilderness, we need it!"

    So, Jagex made some new rules ... but as I see it, it's for the best... the game would of just died, sooner or later ... if no changes would not been made.


    YOU DON'T NEED TO YELL AT ME! OK ?
    Actually ... ALL OF YOU WHO THINK THIS IS BULLZHIT, GIVE ME YOUR BEST SHOT, SAY WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY TO ME.

    Let's see if I care if you insult me, or whatever.

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    Re: Poem - "Good Fight Jagex"

    Nice Poem been reading for half an hour and FINALLY Memorised

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    you know ... its not that bad ... i actually liked but only 4 lines didnt rhyme right ...

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    Re: Poem - "Good Fight Jagex"

    You've got my attention, and held it well.
    Interesting 'poem' :)

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    Re: Poem - "Good Fight Jagex"

    Fail OF RS :D

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    Re: Poem - "Good Fight Jagex"

    You know you could make this like an eminem rap lolz...
    this is pretty good man.

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    Re: Poem - "Good Fight Jagex"

    Quote Originally Posted by Worthy View Post
    Interesting...but why would somebody go through all that bother writing a poem about an online game?
    If your a true RuneScape player you would have understood.
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    I cried :)
    Thanks.



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