PHP Code:
status = -1;
function start() {
if (cm.getPlayer().getLevel() > 1) {
cm.sendYesNo("Hey, I'm Thomas Swift, I am the cousin of Taylor Swift, the famous artist that has become popular around the kiddos with her lovely songs. I have a problem, and is that I promised to her that I will sang one of her songs for her but I was eating fried pork and it ruined my throat, so I wants to fix my vocals. Can you help me?");
} else {
cm.sendNext("... Get away from me you person taht lacks of money!");
cm.dispose();
}
}
function action(mode, type, selection) {
if (mode > 0) {
status++;
if (status == 0) {
cm.sendNext("Okay, let's start with \"You Belongs With Me\" song.\r\n\r\n1..\r\n2..\r\n3..");
} else if (status == 1) {
cm.sendNext("*Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan*\r\n*Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan*");
} else if (status == 2) {
cm.sendSimple("You're on the phone with your girlfriend...#b\r\n#L0#she's bitching.\r\n#L1#she's upset.#L2#she's talking a lot.");
} else if (status == 3) {
if (selection == 1) {
cm.sendSimple("She's going off about something that you said 'Cause she doesn't get your humor like...#b\r\n#L0#I do.#L1#Mom do.#L2#Scooby do.");
} else {
youFailedAtSinging("Is that the way to treat your girlfriend? You have no respect from me..");
}
} else if (status == 4) {
if (selection == 0) {
cm.sendGetText("I'm in the room, it's a typical Tuesday night I'm listening to the kind of music she doesn't like And ...");
} else {
youFailedAtSinging("Don't you have to do something else?");
}
} else if (status == 5) {
if (cm.getText().equals("she'll never know your story like I do")) {
cm.sendNext("But she wears short skirts, I wear T-shirts\r\nShe's Cheer Captain and I'm on the bleachers\r\nDreaming about the day when you wake up and find\r\nThat what you're looking for has been here the whole time\r\n\r\nIf you could see that I'm the one who understands you\r\nBeen here all along, so why can't you see?\r\nYou, you belong with me, you belong with me\r\n\r\nWalking the streets with you and your worn-out jeans\r\nI can't help thinking this is how it ought to be\r\nLaughing on a park bench, thinking to myself\r\nHey, isn't this easy?\r\n\r\nAnd you've got a smile that could light up this whole town\r\nI haven't seen it in a while since she brought you down\r\nYou say you're fine, I know you better than that\r\nHey, what ya doing with a girl like that?\r\n\r\nShe wears high heels, I wear sneakers\r\n[ From: http://www.elyrics.net/read/t/taylor-swift-lyrics/you-belong-with-me-lyrics.html ]\r\nShe's Cheer Captain and I'm on the bleachers\r\nDreaming about the day when you wake up and find\r\nThat what you're looking for has been here the whole time\r\n\r\nIf you could see that I'm the one who understands you\r\nBeen here all along, so why can't you see?\r\nYou belong with me\r\n\r\nStanding by and waiting at your back door\r\nAll this time how could you not know?\r\nBaby, you belong with me, you belong with me\r\n\r\nOh, I remember you driving to my house in the middle of the night\r\nI'm the one who makes you laugh when you know you're 'bout to cry\r\nAnd I know your favorite songs and you tell me 'bout your dreams\r\nThink I know where you belong, think I know it's with me\r\n\r\nCan't you see that I'm the one who understands you?\r\nBeen here all along, so why can't you see?\r\nYou belong with me\r\n\r\nStanding by and waiting at your back door\r\nAll this time, how could you not know?\r\nBaby, you belong with me, you belong with me\r\n\r\nYou belong with me\r\nHave you ever thought just maybe\r\nYou belong with me?\r\nYou belong with me");
} else {
youFailedAtSinging("Ermm, you know, I think the pork flushed into my stomach already, I can handle it... Take this for the food.");
cm.gainMeso(5);
}
} else if (status == 6) {
cm.sendAcceptDecline("Wow, that was intense.. don't you think? You sing incredible... But I thinks the pork is still in the tip of my throat, care to put your tongue in my mouth and reach to my throat to push the piece of pork so I can sing better?");
} else if (status == 7) {
cm.sendNext("Awwww, so sweet... You can keep it there if you wish :>\r\n\r\n#b(You feel so manly that you just level up)");
cm.getPlayer().levelUp();
cm.dispose();
}
} else {
if (status == -1) {
youFailedAtSinging("You're such a souless boy. I bet you mom gave you birth vomiting.");
} else if (status == 6) {
youFailedAtSinging("You're such an insensible person... I hate you! *cry*\r\n\r\n#b(#p#9201022# feelings has been broken, and so your heart did... that you would love to go back in time, and that feeling was so strong, that you went back in time and lost 1 level.)");
cm.getPlayer().setLevel(cm.getPlayer().getLevel() - 1);
} else {
cm.dispose();
}
}
}
function youFailedAtSinging(song) {
cm.sendNext(song);
cm.dispose();
}