[LUA]Matt the Abusive Parent!

[mattdademon]

Hello everyone! Origionaly this was just for my server Immortal WoW but then I thought about it... You guys are not near as nasty to each other as MMOwned so I will be releasing everything I make for my server including a 5-1 LUA NPC!

Heres the SQL:

insert into `creature_names` (`entry`, `name`, `subname`, `info_str`, `Flags1`, `type`, `family`, `rank`, `unk4`, `spelldataid`, `male_displayid`, `female_displayid`, `male_displayid2`, `female_displayid2`, `unknown_float1`, `unknown_float2`, `civilian`, `leader`) 
values ('70000', "Matt", "The Abuse Parent", '', '0', '7', '0', '3', '0', '0', '11311', '0', '0', '0', '1', '1', '0', '0');
insert into `creature_proto` (`entry`, `minlevel`, `maxlevel`, `faction`, `minhealth`, `maxhealth`, `mana`, `scale`, `npcflags`, `attacktime`, `attacktype`, `mindamage`, `maxdamage`, `can_ranged`, `rangedattacktime`, `rangedmindamage`, `rangedmaxdamage`, `respawntime`, `armor`, `resistance1`, `resistance2`, `resistance3`, `resistance4`, `resistance5`, `resistance6`, `combat_reach`, `bounding_radius`, `auras`, `boss`, `money`, `invisibility_type`, `death_state`, `walk_speed`, `run_speed`, `fly_speed`, `extra_a9_flags`, `spell1`, `spell2`, `spell3`, `spell4`, `spell_flags`, `modImmunities`) 
values ('70000', '80', '82', '14', '7068000', '7068000', '907000', '1', '0', '2300', '0', '8000', '9212', '0', '0', '0', '0', '1800000', '15000', '0', '0', '0', '0', '0', '0', '0', '0', "0", '1', '2120000', '0', '0', '2.50', '8.00', '14.00', '0', '0', '0', '0', '0', '0', '0');

Here is the LUA:

function Matt_The_Abusive_Parent_OnCombat(pUnit, Event)
pUnit:SendChatMessage(14, 0, "Muwhahaha Come here kids!!! Daddys got a belt for ya!")
local OnCombatText2 = math.random(1, 3)
if OnCombatText2 == 1 then
pUnit:SendChatMessage(14, 0, "Why did you throw that baseball through my window? GET YOUR SMALL ASS OVER HERE!!!")
end
local OnCombatText3 = math.random(1, 5)
if OnCombatText3 == 1 then
pUnit:SendChatMessage(14, 0, "Hello children MEET MY KNEE AND MY BELT!")
end
pUnit:RegisterEvent("Matt_The_Abusive_Parent_Attack", **** 0)
end

function Matt_The_Abusive_Parent_OnLeaveCombat(pUnit, Event)
pUnit:RemoveEvents()
pUnit:SendChatMessage(14, 0, "Gah those small bodies!!!")
local OnCombatText5 = math.random(1, 3)
if OnCombatText5 == 1 then
pUnit:SendChatMessage(14, 0, "IF ONLY I WAS 9 AGAIN!")
end
local OnCombatText6 = math.random(1, 5)
if OnCombatText6 == 1 then
pUnit:SendChatMessage(14, 0, "GET BACK HERE BEFORE I SHOOT YOU!")
end
end

function Matt_The_Abusive_Parent_OnKillTarget(pUnit, Event)
pUnit:SendChatMessage(14, 0, "OHH NO I WENT TOO FAR!!!")
local OnCombatText8 = math.random(1, 3)
if OnCombatText8 == 1 then
pUnit:SendChatMessage(14, 0, "OMG I MUST HIDE THE BODIES!")
end
local OnCombatText9 = math.random(1, 5)
if OnCombatText9 == 1 then
pUnit:SendChatMessage(14, 0, "Julie must never know about this!")
end
end

function Matt_The_Abusive_Parent_OnDeath(pUnit, Event)
pUnit:RemoveEvents()
pUnit:SendChatMessage(14, 0, "What the fuck just happened?")
local OnCombatText11 = math.random(1, 3)
if OnCombatText11 == 1 then
pUnit:SendChatMessage(14, 0, "How could you kill your own father?")
end
local OnCombatText12 = math.random(1, 5)
if OnCombatText12 == 1 then
pUnit:SendChatMessage(14, 0, "STUPID CHILDREN!!!")
end
end

RegisterUnitEvent(70000, 1, "Matt_The_Abusive_Parent_OnCombat")
RegisterUnitEvent(70000, 2, "Matt_The_Abusive_Parent_OnLeaveCombat")
RegisterUnitEvent(70000, 3, "Matt_The_Abusive_Parent_OnKillTarget")
RegisterUnitEvent(70000, 4, "Matt_The_Abusive_Parent_OnDeath")

function Matt_The_Abusive_Parent_Heart_Strike(pUnit, Event)
pUnit:CastSpellOnTarget(55262, pUnit:GetMainTank())
end

function Matt_The_Abusive_Parent_Plague_Strike(pUnit, Event)
pUnit:CastSpellOnTarget(49921, pUnit:GetRandomPlayer(1))
end

function Matt_The_Abusive_Parent_Frost_Strike(pUnit, Event)
pUnit:FullCastSpellOnTarget(55268, pUnit:GetRandomPlayer(4))
end

function Matt_The_Abusive_Parent_Death_Strike(pUnit, Event)
pUnit:FullCastSpellOnTarget(49924, pUnit:GetRandomPlayer(3))
end

function Matt_The_Abusive_Parent_Death_Strike1(pUnit, Event)
pUnit:FullCastSpellOnTarget(49924, pUnit:GetRandomPlayer(3))
end

function Matt_The_Abusive_Parent_Death_Strike12(pUnit, Event)
pUnit:FullCastSpellOnTarget(49924, pUnit:GetRandomPlayer(1))
end

function Matt_The_Abusive_Parent_Death_Strike123(pUnit, Event)
pUnit:FullCastSpellOnTarget(49924, pUnit:GetRandomPlayer(0))
end

function Matt_The_Abusive_Parent_Death_Strike1234(pUnit, Event)
pUnit:FullCastSpellOnTarget(49924, pUnit:GetMainTank())
end

function Matt_The_Abusive_Parent_Army_of_the_Dead(pUnit, Event)
pUnit:CastSpell(42650)
end

function Matt_The_Abusive_Parent_Army_of_the_Dead2(pUnit, Event)
pUnit:CastSpell(42650)
end

function Matt_The_Abusive_Parent_Healing_Touch(pUnit, Event)
pUnit:FullCastSpell(38658)
end

function Matt_The_Abusive_Parent_Healing_Touch1(pUnit, Event)
pUnit:FullCastSpell(38658)
end

function Matt_The_Abusive_Parent_Healing_Touch12(pUnit, Event)
pUnit:FullCastSpell(38658)
end

function Matt_The_Abusive_Parent_Healing_Touch123(pUnit, Event)
pUnit:FullCastSpell(38658)
end

function Matt_The_Abusive_Parent_Healing_Touch1234(pUnit, Event)
pUnit:FullCastSpell(38658)
end

function Matt_The_Abusive_Parent_Healing_Touch12345(pUnit, Event)
pUnit:FullCastSpell(38658)
end

function Matt_The_Abusive_Parent_Healing_Touch123456(pUnit, Event)
pUnit:FullCastSpell(38658)
end

function Matt_The_Abusive_Parent_Healing_Touch1234567(pUnit, Event)
pUnit:FullCastSpell(38658)
end

function Matt_The_Abusive_Parent_Healing_Touch12345678(pUnit, Event)
pUnit:FullCastSpell(38658)
end

function Matt_The_Abusive_Parent_Attack(pUnit, Event)
if pUnit:GetHealthPct() <= 95 then
pUnit:RemoveEvents()
pUnit:RegisterEvent("Matt_The_Abusive_Parent_Heart_Strike", **** 0)
pUnit:RegisterEvent("Matt_The_Abusive_Parent_Plague_Strike", **** 0)
pUnit:RegisterEvent("Matt_The_Abusive_Parent_Frost_Strike", **** 0)
pUnit:RegisterEvent("Matt_The_Abusive_Parent_Death_Strike", **** 0)
pUnit:RegisterEvent("Matt_The_Abusive_Parent_Attack2", **** 0)
end
end

function Matt_The_Abusive_Parent_Attack2(pUnit, Event)
if pUnit:GetHealthPct() <= 75 then
pUnit:RemoveEvents()
pUnit:RegisterEvent("Matt_The_Abusive_Parent_Death_Strike1", **** 0)
pUnit:RegisterEvent("Matt_The_Abusive_Parent_Death_Strike12", **** 0)
pUnit:RegisterEvent("Matt_The_Abusive_Parent_Death_Strike123", **** 0)
pUnit:RegisterEvent("Matt_The_Abusive_Parent_Death_Strike1234", **** 0)
pUnit:RegisterEvent("Matt_The_Abusive_Parent_Healing1", **** 0)
end
end

function Matt_The_Abusive_Parent_Healing1(pUnit, Event)
if pUnit:GetHealthPct() <= 60 then
pUnit:RemoveEvents()
pUnit:RegisterEvent("Matt_The_Abusive_Parent_Healing_Touch", **** 0)
pUnit:RegisterEvent("Matt_The_Abusive_Parent_Healing_Touch1", **** 0)
pUnit:RegisterEvent("Matt_The_Abusive_Parent_Healing2", **** 0)
end
end

function Matt_The_Abusive_Parent_Healing2(pUnit, Event)
if pUnit:GetHealthPct() <= 45 then
pUnit:RemoveEvents()
pUnit:RegisterEvent("Matt_The_Abusive_Parent_Healing_Touch12", **** 0)
pUnit:RegisterEvent("Matt_The_Abusive_Parent_Healing_Touch123", **** 0)
pUnit:RegisterEvent("Matt_The_Abusive_Parent_Healing_Touch1234", **** 0)
pUnit:RegisterEvent("Matt_The_Abusive_Parent_Attack3", **** 0)
end
end

function Matt_The_Abusive_Parent_Attack3(pUnit, Event)
if pUnit:GetHealthPct() <= 30 then
pUnit:RemoveEvents()
pUnit:RegisterEvent("Matt_The_Abusive_Parent_Army_of_the_Dead", **** 0)
pUnit:RegisterEvent("Matt_The_Abusive_Parent_Army_of_the_Dead2", **** 0)
pUnit:RegisterEvent("Matt_The_Abusive_Parent_Healing3", **** 0)
end
end

function Matt_The_Abusive_Parent_Healing3(pUnit, Event)
if pUnit:GetHealthPct() <= 15 then
pUnit:RemoveEvents()
pUnit:RegisterEvent("Matt_The_Abusive_Parent_Healing_Touch12345", **** 0)
pUnit:RegisterEvent("Matt_The_Abusive_Parent_Healing_Touch123456", **** 0)
pUnit:RegisterEvent("Matt_The_Abusive_Parent_Healing_Touch1234567", **** 0)
pUnit:RegisterEvent("Matt_The_Abusive_Parent_Healing_Touch12345678", **** 0)
end
end

Thanks for looking at it! I hope you enjoy! Please Remember this script is for FunServers and for Entertainment Flame me you get nothing else.

[MentaL]

[NinePinNoTap]

haha nice :)

[mattdademon]

Thanks thought someone might get a kick out of it :).