[13+][Txt]Umm.

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    Super Mexican Joser is offline
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    [13+][Txt]Umm.

    A retarded joke my friend told me.

    If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle Jack off an elephant?


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    Grand Master Daney is offline
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    Re: [13+][Txt]Umm.

    What? I don't get it ;s

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    Re: [13+][Txt]Umm.

    Hehe I love these :D

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    Re: [13+][Txt]Umm.

    Lol. I would help my uncle Jack climb down from the elephant. Jacking off, im not too sure about.

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    lolwut Askill3 is offline
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    Re: [13+][Txt]Umm.

    Lmao, Thats great, If you dont get it, read it more then once.

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    Grand Master LilWayneFTW is offline
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    Re: [13+][Txt]Umm.

    Rolf
    (Don't answer it Johan,it won't sound right when you say it)
    :D

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    Grand Master gtxx911 is offline
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    Re: [13+][Txt]Umm.

    i didn't get it the first time but now i do lol.

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    Grand Master ChewBecca is offline
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    Re: [13+][Txt]Umm.

    eww hehehehe

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    Re: [13+][Txt]Umm.

    I had to read that twice just to get it lol.

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    Burn the land, HydroBenZ is offline
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    Re: [13+][Txt]Umm.

    Quote Originally Posted by Daney View Post
    What? I don't get it ;s
    If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle Jack off an elephant?

    Jack as in jacking off...

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    Grand Master tuunade is offline
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    Re: [13+][Txt]Umm.

    What if you don't have a Uncle Jack? xD

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    Burn the land, HydroBenZ is offline
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    Re: [13+][Txt]Umm.

    Who cares?
    Go buy an Uncle Jack
    :3

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    Grand Master Initiate is offline
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    Re: [13+][Txt]Umm.

    i always get told that joke, cause my name is jack

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    F**KIN LEGEND! exclamatio is offline
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    Re: [13+][Txt]Umm.

    would you help and elephant jack off your uncle. jack.

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    Don't you mean Bizzarro! Ambrosiax is offline
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    Re: [13+][Txt]Umm.

    Of course I would help my uncle jack off the elephant.
    :/

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    Re: [13+][Txt]Umm.

    Kinda dumb joke because people as dumb as me don't understand it.

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    Senior Clysse is offline
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    Re: [13+][Txt]Umm.

    i would help my Uncle Named Jack off the elephant.

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    Don't you mean Bizzarro! Ambrosiax is offline
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    Re: [13+][Txt]Umm.

    Quote Originally Posted by kuribohgx View Post
    Kinda dumb joke because people as dumb as me don't understand it.
    It means jack off an Elephant just as typed.
    Help your uncle Masturbate an elephant.

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    Sorcerer Supreme Blame is offline
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    Re: [13+][Txt]Umm.

    Haha. Now I get it.
    Had to read it a few times :P

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    Grand Master kuribohgx is offline
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    Re: [13+][Txt]Umm.

    Not very funny tbh

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    lolwut Askill3 is offline
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    Re: [13+][Txt]Umm.

    Quote Originally Posted by kuribohgx View Post
    Not very funny tbh
    Because you don't get it.

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    Grand Master kuribohgx is offline
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    Re: [13+][Txt]Umm.

    I do get it. Its not that funny.

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    Grand Master iNs@nE is offline
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    Re: [13+][Txt]Umm.

    Old one. Heard it loads of times now already.

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    Sorcerer Supreme Youngy is offline
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    Re: [13+][Txt]Umm.

    lol, i haven't heard that one before, a silly but funny joke =]

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    Fuck you, I'm a dragon Pieman is offline
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    Re: [13+][Txt]Umm.

    Capitalization is the difference between "I helped my uncle jack of an elephant" and "I helped my uncle Jack off an elephant."



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