9 months after the ski trip

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    Omega Ionic & Schizo is offline
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    9 months after the ski trip

    Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. So they loaded up Jack's mini van and headed north.

    After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. So they pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend the night.

    "I realize it's terrible weather out there and I have this huge house all to myself, but I'm recently widowed," she explained.

    "I'm afraid the neighbors will talk if I let you stay in my house."

    "Don't worry," Jack said. "We'll be happy to sleep in the barn. And if the weather breaks, we'll be gone at first light."

    The lady agreed, and the two men found their way to the barn and settled in for the night.

    Come morning, the weather had cleared, and they got on their way. They enjoyed a great weekend of skiing.

    But about nine months later, Jack got an unexpected letter from an attorney.

    It took him a few minutes to figure it out, but he finally determined that it was from the attorney of that attractive widow he had met on the ski weekend.

    He dropped in on his friend Bob and asked, "Bob, do you remember that good-looking widow from the farm we stayed at on our ski holiday up North about 9 months ago?"

    "Yes, I do." said Bob

    "Did you, er, happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the house and pay her a visit?"

    "Well, um, yes," Bob said, a little embarrassed about being found out.

    "I have to admit that I did."

    "And did you happen to use my name instead of telling her your name?"

    Bob's face turned beet red and he said, "Yeah, look, I'm sorry, buddy. I'm afraid I did."

    "Why do you ask?"

    "She just died and left me everything."


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    EMAG EHT TSOL TSUJ UOY AlLoCuRa is offline
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    OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111
    XDDDD
    :roflmao:
    That PWnz m8! lawl

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    Enthusiast huhuhahay is offline
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    haha, awesome

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    n1 Ionic. :D

    Haven't heard it before.

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    Captain of the Universe Rishwin is offline
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    ROFL :icon6:
    nice lil twist

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    omg last thing i could v expected XD

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    Quote Originally Posted by frozenno1
    omg last thing i could v expected XD
    true lol

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    OMG i don't know what to type now. It's just so funny! *e-mails it to his sister*

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    Apprentice Schizo & Ionic is offline
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    Quote Originally Posted by Elessar
    OMG i don't know what to type now. It's just so funny! *e-mails it to his sister*
    That sounds like sarcasm boy! :bleh:

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    no sarcasm, i was truly stunned. And i did e-mail it to my sis.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Schizo & Ionic
    That sounds like sarcasm boy! :bleh:

    who the hell are you?!

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    Omega Ionic & Schizo is offline
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    Quote Originally Posted by frozenno1
    Quote Originally Posted by Schizo & Ionic
    That sounds like sarcasm boy! :bleh:
    who the hell are you?!
    He's with me. I logged out for the 1st time in months then tried to log back in, suddenly realising I'd forgotten my password. >.<
    Last edited by Ionic & Schizo; 06-07-05 at 05:22 PM.

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    Omega Konrow is offline
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    omg that was so damn unexpected. lmao that pwns

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    lol, lucky bastard

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    o.o HAHAHAHHAHAH THAT'LL TEACH 'EM



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