How to answer kids question on how he was born?

[MingYang]

"Daddy, how was I born?"

Dad answered:

"Ah, my son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!

Well, you see you're Mom and I first got together in a chat room on MSN.

Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe.

We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive.

As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a blessed little Pop-Up appeared and said You've Got Male!

 

[Evilkitten]

lol

thats good

 

[1337noob]

lol that great

 

[trance]

rofl....too bad my parents didn't use that one on me :eh:

 

[Salt O_o]

taht one roxx...
too abd my mom told me i was in a star and my sis alter told me i was in my dads balls,what made me complexed till 6 i think -_-

 

[Elessar]

i thought we all came from the cabbage patch?

 

[NoPeace]

lmao, that was great

NoPeace - out

 

[Ionic & Schizo]

Well, it's a lot more truthful than what my parents told me!

 

[Sickness]

i am sure kid asked for more detailed story since this is funny but confusing

 

[Shift]

You see! I would have understanded that one!

 

[youth]

Not Funny

 

[Hybr!d]

Hahha lmao thats funny lol.

 

[1337noob]

mauh i like that ^^

 

[EgobrainX]

heheheh its cool the version i heard he tells is son:
Dad: And then nine months later the virus apeared, understood son??
son: uh???

hahahaha both ways are very cool

 

[shadowmist]

lmao. i just figured it out through porn, not by my parents

 

[Foxdemon]

U MEAN THERE WERENT ANY STORKS????

*i'm a pop-up?*

 

[sutsurikeru]

Lol thats class!

 

[DragonWoLf]

lolz jokes!! n1!

 

[heavenwolf]

now the son is going to be all confused when he gets biology courses learning about development

 

[dogmais]

haha this is a good one. i will tell it to my kids. . i dont think my parents eva told me where i was born. i guess i just picked up on it at some stage in life.