Bush at the Pearly Gates

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    Grand Master theninjaway is offline
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    Bush at the Pearly Gates

    Einstein dies and goes to heaven. At the Pearly Gates, Saint Peter tells him, "You look like Einstein, but you have NO idea the lengths that some people will go to sneak into Heaven. Can you prove who you really are?"
    Einstein ponders for a few seconds and asks, "Could I have a blackboard and some chalk?"
    Saint Peter snaps his fingers and a blackboard and chalk instantly appear. Einstein proceeds to describe with arcane mathematics and symbols his theory of relativity. Saint Peter is suitably impressed. "You really ARE Einstein!" he says. "Welcome to heaven!"
    The next to arrive is Picasso. Once again, Saint Peter asks for credentials. Picasso asks, "Mind if I use that blackboard and chalk?"
    Saint Peter says, "Go ahead." Picasso erases Einstein's equations and sketches a truly stunning mural with just a few strokes of chalk. Saint Peter claps. "Surely you are the great artist you claim to be!" he says. "Come on in!"
    Then Saint Peter looks up and sees George W. Bush. Saint Peter scratches his head and says, "Einstein and Picasso both managed to prove their identity. How can you prove yours?"
    George W. looks bewildered and says, "Who are Einstein and Picasso?"
    Saint Peter sighs and says, "Come on in, George."


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    Grand Master Initiate is offline
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    Re: Bush at the Pearly Gates

    HAHA LMAO. Wow, this is fuckin funny!

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    Grand Master Claes is offline
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    Re: Bush at the Pearly Gates

    Bush shouldn't go to heaven.

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    Grand Master Stup is offline
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    Re: Bush at the Pearly Gates

    lmfao! I read is part with mock voice xD was brilliant :P

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    pork pork Parker is offline
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    Re: Bush at the Pearly Gates

    I read it in the Adults Only: Jokebook, still an alright joke though.

    Bush shouldn't go to heaven.
    Got a lol from that one aswell.

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    Grand Master Pfa is offline
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    Re: Bush at the Pearly Gates

    Hehe, was expectin something like that. Wow, you really hate Bush a lot.

    PS - [TAG]

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    Account terminated Wloczykij is offline
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    Re: Bush at the Pearly Gates

    ROFL great joke :D
    i think i'll make a tribute to polish presidumb of it ^^

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    Grand Master iNs@nE is offline
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    Re: Bush at the Pearly Gates

    LOL ... ha ha .. nice one

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    rofl nice one

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    Grand Master Initiate is offline
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    Quote Originally Posted by Claes View Post
    Bush shouldn't go to heaven.
    Ye he should. He believes in God, and he tries to be good. Hes just dumb, thats all.

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    I'll take you all on. Liselotte is offline
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    Re: Bush at the Pearly Gates

    lol i chuckled

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    bensonhu Skycut is offline
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    Re: Bush at the Pearly Gates

    I actually gave a good laugh after reading the end, rofl.

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    Grand Master Claes is offline
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    Quote Originally Posted by Initiate View Post
    Ye he should. He believes in God, and he tries to be good. Hes just dumb, thats all.
    I thought god judged you on your actions, not your intentions?

    But what do I know, I dont know anything about religion. I was raised an atheist.

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    Grand Master The PathFinder is offline
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    Re: Bush at the Pearly Gates

    ha ha lol that was pretty good :smile:

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    Sorcerer Supreme Wizzdom is offline
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    Re: Bush at the Pearly Gates

    Lolz good one

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    Grand Master TimTheLord is offline
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    Re: Bush at the Pearly Gates

    Hahaha do true.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Claes View Post
    I thought god judged you on your actions, not your intentions?

    But what do I know, I dont know anything about religion. I was raised an atheist.
    Well its more your intentions not your actions, of course actions fall into it, but if you have good intentions then he'll forgive you. Bush tried to get oil only for the benefit of his country, except war broke out. Once again intentions were just to get oil to make his country better.

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    Grand Master WeveOrWevo is offline
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    Re: Bush at the Pearly Gates

    lolz nice one :) atleast this one made me laugh.



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