Departure...

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  1. #1
    Sorcerer Supreme MisterStonk is offline
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    Departure...

    Dear All,

    I am writing to you in order to announce my departure from this Country.
    This will be my last opportunity to correspond with you for sometime.
    Boxes are packed and I'm ready to leave. I would have let you know sooner,
    but circumstances dictated that this was not possible.

    An exciting new job opportunity was offered to me this week and I needed to
    make a quick decision in order to secure this new position.
    I have decided to go and manage a football team ... I realise that this may
    come as a shock, but I have always secretly harboured such a desire and I
    could not turn down this once in a lifetime opportunity to fulfil my
    personal dream.

    The team is based in northern Brazil. This is a very poor and remote area
    of
    the country with the nearest city being some 200km away. Communications are
    primitive by western standards, the infra-structure antiquated and living
    standards basic. On top of this, the area suffers from torrential
    rainstorms. Despite all this I am looking forward to the challenges ahead.

    One of the main aspects of the job is to stay in close contact with the
    team, day and night. We will adopt an Italian style closed training camp
    regime with no outside contact, except when playing our games. This will
    give me ample opportunity to focus on individual players and the team as a
    whole.
    I am looking forward to the close and intense bonds that this will
    hopefully
    create. Both the players and myself appreciate that we must be prepared to
    give as well as receive.

    There is no postal service, telephone network or internet facilities so
    please do not waste your time attempting to contact me ... It will be just
    me and the team, 24/7. Wish me luck!!!!

    For those interested I have attached a team photo.

    Thank you for everything,

    Regards
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    Grand Master Silveron is offline
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    booo
    boooooo
    boobs! :drooling1

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    Grand Master ZeroCaliber is offline
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    O_O i'll play them any day of the week.

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    Sorcerer Supreme tree fitty is offline
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    ...0.o

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    Grand Master RageFire is offline
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    LOL

    where do i sign up?

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    Newbie maxfan is offline
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    3 steps:
    1.tear their underwares off
    2.grab their underpants off
    3.take Mr Big out...then,one by one...lol

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    Sorcerer Supreme tree fitty is offline
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    Quote Originally Posted by maxfan
    3 steps:
    1.tear their underwares off
    2.grab their underpants off
    3.take Mr Big out...then,one by one...lol
    i think thats 2 steps but

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    Grand Master Elessar is offline
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    You got some some skill, tkaing underwear off before pants, i dont think many ppl have that skill.

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    Elite Member DarkShadowz is offline
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    boobs...boobs booobbbssss:drooling1

    My team want more of ur team>< I Think u shuld post more pics of ur team

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    Sorcerer Supreme tree fitty is offline
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    now if we could throw jell-o on them and watch them fight



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