A boy is crying on the street. A man walks up to him, and says "what's the matter son?". The boy replies with "My mum fell off a cliff."
"What about your father?"
"He fell too"
The man then proceeded to take down his trousers. "What are you doing?" asks the boy.
"Your day is about to get a whole lot worse."
(I got told this joke at school)
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