Pay Attention!

[Comfort]

Daughter:Dad, do you remember the time I killed that butterfly and you said no butter for a week.

Dad:Yeah.

Daughter:Also the time when I killed that honeybee and you said no honey for a week.

Dad:Yeah, but that was 2 weeks ago.

Daughter:Well Mom just killed a cockroach,should I break it to her?

Something I found browsing the web.

Whales!

Girl:Teacher, can people get eaten by a whale?

Teacher:No,why would you ask that?

Girl:Because,little Jimmy got eaten by a whale and he went to heaven.When I go to heaven I will tell little Jimmy that people can't get eaten by whales.

Teacher:And what if little Jimmy didn't go to heaven?

Girl:Then you tell him.

^
Funny to me ;)

[MentaL]

[Flash1369]

you should have a text tag.
other then that, end was funny :I

[Comfort]

I'm glad you enjoyed!

[El Jamie]

Unfortunately, I don't find this amusing anymore. The only 'good' part was the ending of the second one.

[Comfort]

Well hey that is your opinion.