soma joke

[frozenno1]

Ok first of all do not blame me for my English :smilie3:

Once a mad crossed the island on the helicopter and someone shot him down.As her woke up he saw thousands of cave man, one of them spoke his language and told:
you have 2 choices
Death or "MATUMBA"
The man though a little and said matumba so the whole population of the island raped his ass and let him go.
10 years passed from that horrible time and the guy once again crossed the island on his helicopter and once again got shot down by someone...(its a joke not the reality)
once again he saw caveman but since that day the clan got bigger there were about 100 000 of caveman
once again one of them asked a question
death or "MATUMBA"
once again guy told matumba and once again he got raped and left safely
20years passed since that incident and once again the guy crossed the island on his helicopter and once again he got shot down and once again he met caveman and once again he heard the same question
but this time there were millions of these caveman so he screamed as hard as he could "DEATH!!!"

and everyone started to scream "HORRRAY DEATH THROUGH MATUMBA!!!!!"

[MentaL]

[DarkBlu]

If i was the guy id prolly get a knife or something and shoot everyones balls off. Or shoot myself.

[b1zn4tch]

omg... that sucks

[Jack]

omg... that sucks

:smilie3:

[0celot]

Thats is just a variation on another joke. The pineapple one. (I think)

[PobZz3r]

Nice 1, hehe