The Chinese Detective. ROFL

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  1. 20-10-05 #1
    leviathann
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    The Chinese Detective. ROFL

    okay I found this fucking funny. I'm chinese by the way. but what the hell.

    A man suspected his wife of seeing another man.

    So, he hired a famous Chinese detective, Ram Pam Sim Wimm, to watch and report any activities that might develop.
    A few days later, he received this report.......


    Most honorable Sir,
    You leave house. He come house. I watch. He and she leave house. I follow. He and she get on train. I follow. He and she go in hotel. I climb tree, look in window. He kiss she. She kiss he. He strip she. She strip he. He play with she. She play with he. I play with me. Fall out of tree, not see.

    No Fee.



    xD!!!
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  3. 20-10-05 #2
    Evilkitten
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    lol

    that made me giggle :D
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  4. 20-10-05 #3
    aznzero
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    lol stupid detective touching himself lol
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  5. 20-10-05 #4
    leviathann
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    hahaha omfg. imagine an old chinese dude in a long detective coat rubbing himself. ACK!!! oh god I can't eat
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  6. 20-10-05 #5
    Mattio
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    L0L! That is fucking brilliant! Definatley one to tell the freinds.

    -Mattio
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  7. 20-10-05 #6
    leviathann
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    haha! glad u enjoyed it
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  8. 20-10-05 #7
    LightWarrior
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    Hahahahahaha, you made me cry and cough at the same time :P!!
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  9. 20-10-05 #8
    Jeriel
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    wtf?!!!
    I play with me
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  10. 20-10-05 #9
    leviathann
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jeriel
    wtf?!!!
    hahaha. okay there are two ways your wtf?!!! can go. it can be

    1. you don't understand the I play me

    or 2. you're utterly disgusted.

    tell me you're option two. xP
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  11. 20-10-05 #10
    BladeX
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    lol nice ^^
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  12. 20-10-05 #11
    Rishwin
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    *takes page ouf of Ex's book*
    lol thats ace ! :D
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  13. 20-10-05 #12
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    lol nice joke, never heard it b4 made me laugh :)
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  14. 20-10-05 #13
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    lmao nice joke
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  15. 20-10-05 #14
    Iain
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    nice joke
    Rofl
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  16. 20-10-05 #15
    Vendaku~Metal
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    LOL. Crazy chinese people. :P
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  17. 20-10-05 #16
    leviathann
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    haha glad you guys liked it..

    oh, I got it off a web.. >> http://www.unwind.com/jokes-funnies/sexjokes2.shtml

    or.. you can just go to yahoo.. and search for sex jokes. LOL.

    yeah well, I wouldn't want to take all the credit. x)
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  18. 20-10-05 #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by rishwin
    *takes page ouf of Ex's book*
    lol thats ace ! :D

    xD took the words outa my mouth hehe :D
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  19. 20-10-05 #18
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    lmao,funny man
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  20. 20-10-05 #19
    Jeriel
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    Quote Originally Posted by leviathann
    hahaha. okay there are two ways your wtf?!!! can go. it can be

    1. you don't understand the I play me

    or 2. you're utterly disgusted.

    tell me you're option two. xP
    haha of cos its option 2 im not a moron
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  21. 20-10-05 #20
    inQontroL
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    haha funny , u made that up yourself ?
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  22. 20-10-05 #21
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    lmfao !
    simple and t3h funny :D
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  23. 21-10-05 #22
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    thats a good one
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  24. 22-10-05 #23
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    She kiss he. He strip she. She strip he. He play with she. She play with he. I play with me. Fall out of tree, not see.

    No Fee.
    it rhymes!! lol, funny btw
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  25. 22-10-05 #24
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    Haha thats a funny one :D
    Nice!
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