[txt] 3 guys in heaven

[Munchkins]

ok so there was 3 guys in heaven and saint.peter said that heaven was getting pretty full and u had to have a horrible death to get in, the first guy goes in and tells how he died
he says, well i know my wife cheats on me when im at work so one day i came home early and tried to catch her cheating on me, i go home and the wife asks what are you doing home so early, i ignores her and starts looking for the guy, i looked everywhere for hours and i couldn't find him then i go out to the balcony to get a smoke, then i see a guy hanging from my balcony
i knew for a fact that it was the guy cheating with my wife, so i start kicking him and kicking him, he wouldnt go down so i get a hammer and then he goes and falls on a bunch of bushes he didnt die he was only stunned, and then i get my fridge and throw it at him because i was so mad, now he's dead, then suddenly i have a massive heart attack and die and saint peter says ok thats pretty horrible go right ahead in heaven


now the second guy goes there and saint peter tells him heavens getting pretty full so u have to had a horrible death to get in, and this guy tells he's story
"well i was just on my balcony looking at the beach then i accidnetly fell and grabbed my bottem neighbors balcony, i was hanging on there for ever and then this guy came and i thought to myself i was surley saved, but then he starts kicking me and hitting me, i was holding on for dear life, then he got a hammer and starts hitting me i finally gave up, but luckley i landed on a bunch of bushes and i wasnt dead only stunned then i look up and i see a tfridge come flying down,hats how i died and saint peter says, ok thats pretty bad go right in,


and the third guy comes in and saint peter says ok u have to have a pretty horrible death to get in heaven cause its getting full and the 3rd guy tells he's story, well imagine this..i was in a fridge and.....

[MentaL]

[Pfa]

loooooooooooool... really lol'd in RL :P

Good one... but I think I heard it before... =/

[InZan3]

haha lol out very loud for that xD!

[Liselotte]

hah lol

[Akai]

I didn't laugh. The 3rd guy wasn't funny =/.

[iNs@nE]

Lol.

[zackellison]

omg thats fucking hilariouse! i wouldnt be caught arsed not laughing at that.

[Habboz-Free!]

Lol... pretty good dude, but the 3rd guy, what was he all about? Not funny! like the other 2 tho!

[Munchkins]

the third guy was the person the wife was cheating with >.<,

the third guy was pretty much the punchline of the joke but if the 2 guys in the begining made u laugh then w/e floats your boat

[Genryu]

Rofl @ the joke and @ the noobs not getting the joke.

[snuckles108]

Hilarious the third guy died while he was inside the fridge.