[Txt]Another Genie joke

[cizo]

A man finds an old lamp that his wife bought on a vacation, the lamp had a glow
surrounding it. The man decides to rub the lamp, and out comes a wish granting genie.

The genie says : "You have three wishes, but there's a catch. What ever you wish for your wife
gets double!"

The man looks at the genie and says : "Ok. Give me a brand new car !"
Genie says : "Alright, but your wife gets two of them."

The man says : "Give me a big house."
Genie says : "Kay, your wife gets two. You're down to your last wish... better make it count !"

The man thinks for a while, then looks at the genie and says : " Alright i'm ready to make my last wish ! "
Genie says : "State it then."
The man says, with a big smile on his face : " Beat me half to death"

[MentaL]

[InZan3]

loool thats evil ^^

[linklink88]

Aww :(

[shao]

lol evil joke

[EzEraL]

lol nice!!!!!!!

[Avenged]

Haha, witty

[Unleashed Hell]

Hahaha :rofl: That was good xD

[Nuklear]

Evil. lol good joke =P

[Konrow]

lol heard many version of this one before. Gets kinda old after a while, but still good for a chuckle.

[rozandas]

Damn, thats last wish is harsh

[Rishwin]

Most probably a repost... really old too and unlike some jokes, not funny after hearing it the first time.

[iNs@nE]

Heard a similar one before but this one is betta! :icon6:

[Jare]

lol, yeah I've heard variations before..