[TXT] At school...

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    Sorcerer Supreme Hellvix is offline
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    [TXT] At school...

    The teacher was entering in the class when she slided in a babana's rind (She as wearing a skirt). Then she asked to the guys who were in a line next to the "incident":

    Teacher: "Al, what did you see?"
    Al: "Your feet, teacher."
    Teacher: "Ok, so you'll be punished with 1 week without class!"
    Teacher: "And you, Ted, what did you see?"
    Ted:"Your knees, teacher."
    Teacher: "You! You got 1 month without come to class!"
    Teacher: "And you, little John? What did you see?"

    Little John just stood up, and said to class: "Well, people, see you next year."




    If I made some mistakes, sorry, I was just adapting it from Portuguese from English. ^_^ Hope you like.
    Last edited by Hellvix; 04-09-07 at 03:37 AM.


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    Grand Master linklink88 is offline
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    Re: [TXT] At school...

    I'd say it's pretty good anyway :P Heard a similar before though!

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    Grand Master iNs@nE is offline
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    Re: [TXT] At school...

    Lil John FTW!

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    Grand Master rozandas is offline
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    Re: [TXT] At school...

    Lol Little John, Knew what was comming xD

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    Grand Master WeveOrWevo is offline
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    Re: [TXT] At school...

    Lol, pretty funny, i didn't get it at first but i thought on....

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    Grand Master Nuklear is offline
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    Re: [TXT] At school...

    Got it on 3rd read. xD

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    Re: [TXT] At school...

    Nice, got it straight away

    cos im dirty minded.

    ownage =]

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    Sorcerer Supreme Hellvix is offline
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    Re: [TXT] At school...

    If are there any wrong word, please, tell me, then I'll fix it. ;D

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    Browncoat Robert is offline
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    Re: [TXT] At school...

    Whats a badana rind?

    I presume teacher got skirt caught and exposed herself. Hardly the pupils fault so really doubt they would be punished for her mistake. Unless that badana rind is something the pupils did to force her to remove her skirt, then fair enough.

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    Sorcerer Supreme Hellvix is offline
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    Re: [TXT] At school...

    Quote Originally Posted by Robert View Post
    Whats a badana rind?

    I presume teacher got skirt caught and exposed herself. Hardly the pupils fault so really doubt they would be punished for her mistake. Unless that badana rind is something the pupils did to force her to remove her skirt, then fair enough.
    I don't know if I wrote right, but I wanted to say that it's that thing that must people use to throw away when they just finish eating a banana. ^_^

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    Grand Master ImaMoFoThief is offline
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    Re: [TXT] At school...

    Quote Originally Posted by Robert View Post
    Whats a badana rind?

    I presume teacher got skirt caught and exposed herself. Hardly the pupils fault so really doubt they would be punished for her mistake. Unless that badana rind is something the pupils did to force her to remove her skirt, then fair enough.
    he means banana rind (skin)

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    Sorcerer Supreme cloakedmapl is offline
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    Re: [TXT] At school...

    banana rind sounded like a condom she stuck up her skirt..........or something like that

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    Re: [TXT] At school...

    and what if she had dirty panties? =P u all prolly started to think about beavers already... (so did i tbh)

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    Sorcerer Supreme _Gabriel_ is offline
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    Re: [TXT] At school...

    This was funny.

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    I'll take you all on. Liselotte is offline
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    Re: [TXT] At school...

    hah nice one

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    Akaruz - The Legend [hidden] is offline
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    Re: [TXT] At school...

    hahaha ^^

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    Re: [TXT] At school...

    :P GO Lil' John

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    Re: [TXT] At school...

    Haha i love it ^_^

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    Re: [TXT] At school...

    lucky lil john :P

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    (Joe209!) Riley is offline
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    Re: [TXT] At school...

    funny things on gherer



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