[txt]blonde painter

[Rishwin]

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood.

She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?" The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage.

The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?" The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."

A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money. "You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."

[MentaL]

[BladeX]

lmao~

[alter]

xD rishwin where do you come up wid these jokes?

[Miracle]

xD rishwin where do you come up wid these jokes?

Googles it like me maybe ^^

[corenex11]

nice one

[NoPeace]

Repost! Now warn yourself. If you say this is a bump then stfu. I know it is. I haven't been in the section in ages so I want to get cought up.

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[Evilkitten]

She could have simply misheard you know :eh:

[NoPeace]

She could have simply misheard you know :eh:

You... You... Blonde!

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[Evilkitten]

You... You... Blonde!

NoPeace - out

you know it's true she could have mistaken porch for porsche Oo

[RsX]

porsche, ferarri, lamborghini, they're all the same - rich peoples toys..


BTW, good one :D

[NoPeace]

you know it's true she could have mistaken porch for porsche Oo

And you know it's the truth that you are blonde! :tp:

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[tripp1993]

lol. that was great.

[Evilkitten]

And you know it's the truth that you are blonde! :tp:

NoPeace - out

That's it, I am going to go back to light0blonde and be really blonde then it would be the truth.

I miss my light blonde :cry:

[NoPeace]

That's it, I am going to go back to light0blonde and be really blonde then it would be the truth.

I miss my light blonde :cry:

I miss your hair. :cry:

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