[txt]bridge

[Munchkins]

While walking along a beach, a man finds a lamp and rubs it off.

A genie appears and offers to grant the man one wish.
While walking along a beach, a man finds a lamp and rubs it off.

A genie appears and offers to grant the man one wish.

The man replys, "What about three?" The genie retorts " Look pal, I'm in a hurry, I've been cooped up in that damn lamp for. . ."

"OK, alright" the guy responds.

"Tell you what, I'm tired of paying for airplane tickets to Hawaii. I'd like you to build a bridge from California to Hawaii."

This pisses the genie off.

He screams, "Hey, this isn't the movies. Your wish has to be practical."

"Do you know the engineering it would take to design that, the materials it would take, you'd have to compensate for plate techtonics, the continental shelf. . ."

"Geez" the guy responds, "Well, I'd really like to understand women."

The genie responds "Did you want two lanes or four? "

[MentaL]

[snuckles108]

I don't get it? I'l wait for another member to reply and see what it means.
I like your other stories.

[Liselotte]

hah nice one

[Claes]

Hehe nice :) Building a gigantic bridge is easier than understanding women.

[snuckles108]

I still dont get the joke.

[Munchkins]

>.<,the guy wants the genie to build a bridge to Hawaii and the genie gets pissed off cause thats really super hard to do, and the genie tells him to pick another wish and the guy says well i would love to understand woman...and then the genie says u wanted two lanes or four, so pretty much its harder building a really big bridge then understanding woman...hard to explain >.<

[snuckles108]

Oh I get it now..

[iNs@nE]

LOL but these women jokes are getting way too common now.

[Lithic]

Lmao pwnt.