[tXt] Calling Home

[HeroX]

Maid answers: Hello?


HeroX : Put my wife on the phone.


Maid: Just a minute.


Maid comes back after a minute: I'm sorry but she's indisposed in the bathroom.


HeroX: I said put her on the phone. Now!


Maid stutters: She, she can't come to the phone right now.


HeroX: If you don't get her on the phone in two seconds I'm gonna come over there and pull your jaw from your face.


Maid stutters: You, you don't understand, she's in there with another man.


HeroX: What!?!


Maid: Yeah.


HeroX: Listen, this is what I want you to do, I want you to shoot them both dead and then get rid of the gun.


Maid stutters: I, I can't do that, I can't shoot anybody.


Tough Mafioso: You do it Now!


Maid stutters: I, I can't!

HeroX: If you don't do it right now I'm gonna kill you and your whole family. Go do it now! I wanna
hear the shots.


Maid: Ok.


HeroX hears two loud shots over the phone.


Maid stutters: I did it.


HeroX: Good. Whad'ya you do with the gun?


Maid stutters: I threw it in the pool.


HeroX: Pool? What pool? We don't have a pool!? ...Is this 734-2264?



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[MentaL]

[xuvurex]

haha i really didnt see that coming.. wrong number =P

[BladeX]

hmm old but still funny

[Le Bastardo]

hehehe owned :D

[exclamatio]

lolol thats awesomesauce

[Josh]

xD herox got owned :P

[Mr. Destiny]

:rofl: u rock!