[txt] chicken sandwiches

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    Captain of the Universe Rishwin is offline
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    Cool [txt] chicken sandwiches

    A little boy and a little girl attended the same school and became
    friends. Every day they would sit together to eat their lunch. They discovered
    that they both brought chicken sandwiches every day! This went on all through the fourth and fifth grades, until one day he noticed that her sandwich wasn't a chicken sandwich. He said, "Hey, how come you're not eating chicken, don't you like it anymore?"

    She said "I love it but I have to stop eating it."

    "Why?" He asked.

    She pointed to her lap and said "Because I'm starting to grow little feathers down there!"

    "Let me see" he said.

    "Okay" and she pulled up her skirt. He looked
    and said, "That's right. You are! Better not eat any more chicken."

    He kept eating his chicken sandwiches until one day he brought peanut butter. He said to the little girl, "I have to stop eating chicken sandwiches, I'm starting to get feathers down there
    too! "

    She asked if she could look, so he pulled down his pants for her.

    She said" Oh, my God, It's too late for you!! You've already got the neck and the gizzards!!!


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    Infraction Banned Josh is offline
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    LOL
    nice one!

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    Grand Master vinzone is offline
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    lol dumb dumbs

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    Grand Master GOD is offline
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    LOL Ace!

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    Grand Master Obbob is offline
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    hahaha =D

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    Elite Member evilspooon is offline
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    Eh repost? I'm sure you've posted this once before...

    Anyway nice joke ^^



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