[TXT] Coding Show-Down

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    Grand Master Jare is offline
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    [TXT] Coding Show-Down

    You have to put the punchline of the joke into context of the character of the joke. It's kind of a pun.

    Jesus and Satan were having an argument as to who was the better programmer. This went on for days until they agreed to hold a contest with God as the judge. They sat at their computers and began.

    They typed furiously for several hours, lines of code streaming up on the screen. Seconds before the end of the competition, a bolt of lightning struck, taking out the electricity. Moments later, the power was restored, and God announced that the contest was over. He asked Satan to show what he had come up with. Satan was visibly upset, and cried, "I have nothing! I lost it all when the power went out."

    "Very well, then," God said, "Let us see if Jesus did any better."
    Jesus entered a command, and the screen came to life in vivid display, the voices of an angelic choir poured forth from the speakers. Satan was astonished. He stuttered, "But how?! I lost everything, yet Jesus' program is intact! How did he do it?"


    God chuckled, "Jesus saves"


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    Grand Master linklink88 is offline
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    Re: [TXT] Coding Show-Down

    Not really funny imo.

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    Grand Master rozandas is offline
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    Re: [TXT] Coding Show-Down

    Hah, Nice, "Jesus Saves" is heard like at mostly every church

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    Captain of the Universe Rishwin is offline
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    Re: [TXT] Coding Show-Down

    Yeah... kinda lame tbh

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    Grand Master InZan3 is offline
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    Re: [TXT] Coding Show-Down

    Sorry but =/

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    Human Version 2.35 Unleashed Hell is offline
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    Re: [TXT] Coding Show-Down

    Aw, don't be THAT bad on him, it was actually pretty good.

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    Grand Master Deva is offline
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    Re: [TXT] Coding Show-Down

    twas original and made me giggle a bit but tis lame :P

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    Grand Master Nuklear is offline
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    Re: [TXT] Coding Show-Down

    Made me smile, but it's not really good.

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    I'll take you all on. Liselotte is offline
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    Re: [TXT] Coding Show-Down

    dont get it o.O

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    Re: [TXT] Coding Show-Down

    Jesus saved his project thru the process of writing the code. Satan didn't

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    Re: [TXT] Coding Show-Down

    I dont get it too O_o

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    Grand Master iNs@nE is offline
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    Re: [TXT] Coding Show-Down

    You DO NOT insult Satan! :|

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    Grand Master Nuklear is offline
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    Re: [TXT] Coding Show-Down

    You know how Jesus saves people souls... :P That's a hint.

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    Grand Master Jare is offline
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    Re: [TXT] Coding Show-Down

    I guess you need to be catholic/christian to get it. =\
    Well, I tried. Tough crowd.

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    Re: [TXT] Coding Show-Down

    I liked it :p

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    Grand Master Jare is offline
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    Re: [TXT] Coding Show-Down

    Thanks. :eh:

    @To everyone who thinks it's lame (:p)
    Quote Originally Posted by http://dictionary.reference.com/
    the humorous use of a word or phrase so as to emphasize or suggest its different meanings or applications, or the use of words that are alike or nearly alike in sound but different in meaning; a play on words.
    The context in the joke is 'Jesus saves his document'.
    The context that makes it a pun, is that according to catholic belief, 'Jesus saves us from our sins'.



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