[tXt] Death During Sex

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    Grand Master HeroX is offline
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    [tXt] Death During Sex

    Right in the middle of lovemaking, the husband dies of a heart attack. As the funeral arrangements are being made, the mortician informs the widow that he cannot get rid of her dead husband's rigor mortis hard-on which is sticking straight up in the air and if they don't do something, it will look odd in the coffin at the funeral.
    The widow tells the guy to cut it off and stick it up her dear departed's behind. The mortician can't believe his ears but the widow is adamant, so he does it. During the funeral, friends and relatives of the dead man were concerned to see a tear in the corner of his eye, but the widow assured them that there was no cause to be alarmed.
    Just before the casket is closed, the widow leans in and whispers in the dead man's ear, "It HURTS, doesn't it?"


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    Rulling San d'Oria! EgobrainX is offline
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    LMAO

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    Infraction Banned Josh is offline
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    LOL? xD

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    Grand Master Sentrix234 is offline
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    I dont get it

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    Grand Master Mara is offline
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    Lol XD

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    Elite Member zerosk8er is offline
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    took me a while to understand it...

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    Kill The_Gatekeeper_ is offline
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    owned :p

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    Sorcerer Supreme Nick is offline
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    Basicly.. the guy use to perform anal sex on the widow.. and shes got her revenge. :)

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    Member mhn2801 is offline
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    Lol xD
    - Owned!!

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    Just_meandLittle_Lucy Evilkitten is offline
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    lol... I get it.

    I usually say " you want to do my behind, I do yours", that usually shuts them up O.O

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    Retired s'2010 Aszmhodeus is offline
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    =))) i got it a lil hard..but owned

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    Elite Member ignoto is offline
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    rofl, poor guy !

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    Grand Master FragFrog is offline
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    Quote Originally Posted by Evilkitten
    lol... I get it.

    I usually say " you want to do my behind, I do yours", that usually shuts them up O.O
    :eh:

    How are YOU going to do a man's behind I wonder.. :icon6:

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    Grand Master HeroX is offline
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    Quote Originally Posted by FragFrog
    :eh:

    How are YOU going to do a man's behind I wonder.. :icon6:
    dildo or cucumber.

    choose

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    Ex-Mod bitblaster is offline
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    Quote Originally Posted by HeroX
    dildo or cucumber.

    choose
    Hm... strap on? :smileysex

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    Kill The_Gatekeeper_ is offline
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    Quote Originally Posted by bitblaster
    Hm... strap on? :smileysex
    banana? ewww >_< :p

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    Grand Master GOD is offline
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    Funny shit, but dont they check if the person is really dead before putting them in a casket?

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    Grand Master wounded is offline
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nefilim
    Funny shit, but dont they check if the person is really dead before putting them in a casket?
    I think u misread the joke...

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    A man of no consequence LordDemonMan is offline
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    haha, good one xD

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    Grand Master Smo is offline
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    It wouldn't hurt though, the dude is dead.

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    Grand Master Avenged is offline
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    funny stuff :O

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    Grand Master Forte is offline
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    Oh dear god, lmfao.

    ~Forte.

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    Newbie ScoopsOfTerror is offline
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    Lol :p

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    Sorcerer Supreme Mornn is offline
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    Lol great :)

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    lol, i've heard this one before, but still good :wiggle:



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