[TXT]genie joke..

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    Sorcerer Supreme Munchkins is offline
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    [TXT]genie joke..

    ok so theres these 2 people a wife and a husband, they decide to go golfing one day, they go to the golf course and they see a huge pretty house and the husband tells the wife, lets try not to hit that house cause it would cost us a fortune!, the wife

    agrees..then after 4 holes its the wifes turn, she takes a swing and she hits the house and breaks a window..and they say "oh no we broke the window.." and then they go to

    the house to see if they can be forgiven by the house owner, they knock on the door and and this big guy answers it, he tells them to come in, and they do..and they sit

    down...and the guy says, hello u just released me from my house ive been trapped here for hundreds of years i cant thank you enough! and he says i will give u both 1 wish for freeing me but u i also have a favor, the husband's all happy and junk n he's

    wish is that he wants to get 1 million dollars ever year..the genie agrees and claps he's hand, then he asks the wife..and the wife wants a house in ever country..so he claps

    he's hands and its done...but then the husband says, whats the favor u wanted, the genie says well ive been locked up in this house for quite a while, so i need to be with a

    woman, would u mind if your wife had sex with me..and the husband says well u did grant our two wishes so i dont mind and the wife doesnt mind eaither..after a couple of
    hours the genie and the wife finish up, as the wife was getting dressed he asks the wife

    how old is your husband, and she says 31...and the genie says..."WOW and he still
    belives in genie's?! Thats amazing!"


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    Grand Master Avenged is offline
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    Re: [TXT]genie joke..

    Haha, Thats pretty good. Nice twist.

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    Elite Member snuckles108 is offline
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    Re: [TXT]genie joke..

    LOL I love your stories it has a twisting ending.XD

    I love that qoute.
    how old is your husband, and she says 31...and the genie says..."WOW and he still
    belives in genie's?! Thats amazing!"

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    Grand Master linklink88 is offline
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    Re: [TXT]genie joke..

    Aww poor little man..

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    Grand Master iNs@nE is offline
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    Re: [TXT]genie joke..

    LOL ...Retard Hubby!

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    Grand Master Pfa is offline
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    Re: [TXT]genie joke..

    Predictable but hella funny. I started laughing from the part where the genie guy was like .... do me a favor. :D



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