[txt] he VS she

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    Captain of the Universe Rishwin is offline
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    [txt] he VS she

    HE: Can I buy you a drink?
    SHE: Actually I'd rather have the money.

    HE: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
    SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.

    HE: Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
    SHE: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.

    HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
    SHE: I must've been given your share.

    HE: Will you go out with me this Saturday?
    SHE: Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.

    HE: Your face must turn a few heads.
    SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs.

    HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out.
    SHE: Okay, get out.

    HE: I think I could make you very happy.
    SHE: Why? Are you leaving?

    HE: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
    SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.

    HE: Can I have your name?
    SHE: Why? Don't you already have one?

    HE: Shall we go see a movie?
    SHE: I've already seen it.

    HE: Where have you been all my life?
    SHE: Hiding from you.

    HE: Haven't I seen you some place before?
    SHE: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.

    HE: Is this seat empty?
    SHE: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.

    HE: So, what do you do for a living?
    SHE: I'm a female impersonator.

    HE: Hey baby, what's your sign?
    SHE: Do not enter.

    HE: Your body is like a temple.
    SHE: Sorry, there are no services today.

    HE: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
    SHE: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.


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    30 Seconds. Genryu is offline
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    LMAO,I love them,ALL xDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!

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    Grand Master Ionic & Schizo is offline
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    Quote Originally Posted by rish "teh" win
    HE: Is this seat empty?
    SHE: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.
    Fave one up there.

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    EMAG EHT TSOL TSUJ UOY AlLoCuRa is offline
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    Quote Originally Posted by rishwin
    HE: Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
    SHE: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.

    HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out.
    SHE: Okay, get out.
    Those FTW

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    Grand Master Hitsu is offline
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    Quote Originally Posted by rishwin
    HE: Where have you been all my life?
    SHE: Hiding from you.
    haha this one is good

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    Kill The_Gatekeeper_ is offline
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    ouch those hurt deeply :p

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    Grand Master Forcystos is offline
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    they're all awesome :D

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    Grand Master wounded is offline
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    OMG THEY ARE ALL SICK!! LOL
    Mad funny man.
    Nice post.

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    Fuck you, I'm a dragon Pieman is offline
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    you have experience with them rish XD

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    Sorcerer Supreme tripp1993 is offline
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    those are hilarious. lol

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    Death is Inevitable. xuvurex is offline
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    lmao i wish i was a girl and that moment came :D

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    Infraction Banned Josh is offline
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    lol rishwin, u actually wrote down what girls said to u after they "dumped" you :P?

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    Grand Master Pfa is offline
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    damn i've heard them all from personal experience.

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    Grand Master Konrow is offline
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    lol great ones :thumbsup: *hides this thread from his gf*

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    Captain of the Universe Rishwin is offline
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pfa
    damn i've heard them all from personal experience.
    kurt made a new account? :eh:

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    Grand Master Darude is offline
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    lol rish you always fail

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    Captain of the Universe Rishwin is offline
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    Quote Originally Posted by [K]urT
    lol rish you always fail
    mi nava fale! :(

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    Grand Master vinzone is offline
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    Quote Originally Posted by xuvurex
    lmao i wish i was a girl and that moment came :D
    what are you gay? lol

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    30 Seconds. Genryu is offline
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    .......He meant to use them

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    Elite Member Yuhle is offline
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    hahah, that was freakin funny xD



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