[TxT] Horny Hag and Her Corn

[HeroX]

Three guys are stranded in a desert. Off in the horizon they see a house
and crawl to it.

The first guy knocks on the door and asks for water.

A wart-covered, toothless old woman answers: "I will...if you have sex
with me." The guy pukes and runs back to his friends to tell them what
happened.

The second guy, thinking the first guy was a wuss, takes his turn.

Same thing happens-he sees the woman and hurls.

The third guy, knowing they'll all die if he doesn't do something,
follows the lady to her kitchen.

"Do me here," she tells him. He sees three ears of corn on the counter
and gets an idea. "Lay back and keep your eyes closed!" he says. The
witch obliges.

The guy picks up an ear of corn and screws her with it. As soon as she's
done, he throws the corn out the window. "That was the best orgasm of my
life! Do that again and I'll give you a million bucks."

"Then lay back and close your eyes again." He does her with the second
ear of corn, then throws it out again.

"If you do that again, I'll give you a Jeep so you can get out of the
desert."

He does her with the last piece of corn. "Ohhhhhh... The water, money,
and Jeep are outside," she says as she squirms in ecstasy.

So he runs outside, grabs the water and money and jumps onto the Jeep. He
drives around and finds his friends by the window.

One of the guys says to him: "Hey, I hope you had fun. We just ate the
three tastiest pieces of buttered corn you could have imagined!"

[MentaL]

[ElMarshal]

O god thats bad...

[Wh005h]

lmao, that was good =D
How corny hahaha... -crickets-

[iNs@nE]

Yewwwww!! Thats fuckin grosss.. :( ..lol...

[shao]

lmao a friend was telling me that joke this week...
its rly hard ^^

[Avenged]

Damn, they got owned.

[Unleashed Hell]

:rofl: Dude, that's disgusting, but it was a great joke XD

[cizo]

I love jokes with good set-ups ^_^

[Zmiffy]

My eye twitched when I read that O.o

[linklink88]

I think they threw up again after hearing that story.

[rozandas]

Lmao, the third guy in all teh jokes have always gotta be the smart one

[Deva]

lmao classic :D

[HeroX]

at least no one puked after reading that..............i think.

[Jare]

ownd

[Konrow]

ugh i just puked

[cloakedmapl]

LMAO that's so gross

[HeroX]

ugh i just puked

HuRRAY!!!!!!

i mean..

:eek6:

[Nuklear]

Lmfao gross xD

[Liselotte]

OMG, that grosssssss

[johannesr]

lmao nice ownage

[HeroX]

i think i can find smthing grossier than this :juggle:

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ewww.