[TxT] Horsy Ride

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    Grand Master HeroX is offline
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    [TxT] Horsy Ride

    Little Johnny is passing his parents' bedroom in the middle of the night, in search of a glass of water. Hearing a lot of moaning and thumping, he peeks in and catches his folks in The Act. Before dad can even react, Little Johnny exclaims "Oh, boy! Horsy ride! Daddy, can I ride on your back?"

    Daddy, relieved that Johnny's not asking more uncomfortable questions, and seeing the opportunity not to break his stride, agrees. Johnny hops on and daddy starts going to town. Pretty soon mommy starts moaning and gasping.

    Johnny cries out "Hang on tight, Daddy! This is the part where me and the milkman usually get bucked off!"


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    Elite Member Flagostomos is offline
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    Re: [TxT] Horsy Ride

    Lol, owned. Dude you have nice jokes.

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    Grand Master ImaMoFoThief is offline
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    Re: [TxT] Horsy Ride

    herox if you do not post more joke faster i will die

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    Sorcerer Supreme flame237 is offline
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    Re: [TxT] Horsy Ride

    yeah lol yo damn good lol this one is hilarious

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    Grand Master Pfa is offline
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    Re: [TxT] Horsy Ride

    pretty funny ... but repost? Pretty sure it was in the Little Johnny thread.

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    Re: [TxT] Horsy Ride

    lol , nice jok

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    Grand Master iNs@nE is offline
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    Re: [TxT] Horsy Ride

    Ha ha .. Pwnt!

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    Grand Master kip0130 is offline
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    Re: [TxT] Horsy Ride

    pwnt.

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    Grand Master Akai is offline
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    Re: [TxT] Horsy Ride

    Haha, pretty good.

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    Grand Master Jare is offline
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    Re: [TxT] Horsy Ride

    little johnny jokes ftw :)

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    Grand Master linklink88 is offline
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    Re: [TxT] Horsy Ride

    Seen it before :D But good as always when HeroX delivers :)

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    Grand Master cizo is offline
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    Re: [TxT] Horsy Ride

    Laughed for a while there :) Great joke.

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    Grand Master NobodyWOW is offline
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    Re: [TxT] Horsy Ride

    Hilarious :)

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    Grand Master Avenged is offline
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    Re: [TxT] Horsy Ride

    =] Nice, repost though.

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    Grand Master shao is offline
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    Re: [TxT] Horsy Ride

    lol owned

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    Grand Master Konrow is offline
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    Re: [TxT] Horsy Ride

    L M F A O. owned

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    Human Version 2.35 Unleashed Hell is offline
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    Re: [TxT] Horsy Ride

    Why am I the only one who failed to get it? XD probably 'cause there's something with my English, though...

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    Grand Master Deva is offline
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    Re: [TxT] Horsy Ride

    lmao, owned tbh :P



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