[txt]Kids decide to swear

[Suicide]

A 7 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom,

"You know what?" says the 7 year old, "I think its time we started swearing...., so when we go downstairs for breakfast ill swear first then you do, ok?"

"Okay" agrees the 4 year old

So they are sat at the breakfast table when mum comes in and asks
"What shall we have for breakfast"

The 7 year old repies "Shit mum i think ill have coco popps"

WWWWHWHHHHHHAAAAACCCCCCCKKKKKKK, The kid goes flying off his chair with a single slap from his mother, skidding across the kitchen floor and screaming

Mum then turns to the 4 year old and says "what will you be wanting then"

The 4 year old blubbers out
"I dont know mum, but it wont be fucking coco popps"

[MentaL]

[RayOfLight]

Pwnt...lol

[Nuklear]

Lol xD

[bramdebouvere]

lol ^^

[I Rule MU]

lol. awsome!

[Pavy]

rofl

[Konrow]

Yea! Go go swearing kids! Show ur mom who's boss!

[exclamatio]

lmao thats great, not heard that 1 b4

[danse]

I don't like text jokes on forums but this one is good ;-)

[thefalling]

That was good.

[linklink88]

Haha owned :D

[InZan3]

exelent lol!

[iBimbo]

Omg, how funny ^^
HAHA, Genious ^^

[Initiate]

Rofl. This reminds me of my brother whos 4, he calls me a fatass motherfucker lmfao

[xuvurex]

i heard a variation of that with johnny and pancakes

[Parker]

Yeah same as above accept with Dave and the ranch sauce.

[Laz-low]

Lulz that was quite good.

[Steven]

Lol, awesome :)

[Hammad]

ROFL.
Pwned!

[EgobrainX]

Loool XD

[Liselotte]

lmao haha

[-fedexer-]

haha now that was pure funny. nice find xD

[iNs@nE]

LOL ... Reminded me the Russel Peters vid where the american kid asks the indian kid to shout back at his parents. ROFLMAO

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bwahaha ^^

[andrikas]

how the hell do you guys find this to be funny ?