[tXt] Little Paper Bag

[Ionic & Schizo]

A little paper bag :bag: was feeling unwell, so he took himself off to the doctors "Doctor, I don't feel too good," said the little paper bag.

"Hmm, you look OK to me," said the Doctor, "but I'll do a blood test and see what that shows, come back and see me in a couple of days."

The little paper bag felt no better when he got back for the results.

"What's wrong with me?" asked the little paper bag.
I'm afraid you are HIV positive!" said the doctor.

"No, I can't be - I'm just a little paper bag!" said the little paper bag.

'Have you been having unprotected sex?" asked the doctor.

"NO, I can't do things like that - I'm just a little paper bag!"

"Well have you been sharing needles with other intravenous drug users?"
asked the doctor.

"NO, I can't do things like that - I'm just a little paper bag!"

"Perhaps you've been abroad recently and required a jab or a blood transfusion?" queried the doctor.

"NO, I don't have a passport - I'm just a little paper bag!"

"Well", said the doctor, "are you in a homosexual relationship?"

"NO! I told you I can't do things like that, I'm just a little paper bag!"

"Then there can be only one explanation." said the doctor..................
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"Your mother must have been a carrier"

[MentaL]

[Josh]

lmao, nice joke =P (And nice emote as well :1:)

[Genryu]

"Your mother must have been a carrier"

What was a carrier again >_>;

[LordDemonMan]

errr.....maybe she's the one who got that HIV and gave it to her son then , lol >.<

[exclamatio]

rofl! so cheesy it hurts :D

What was a carrier again >_>;

carrier as in carrier bag

[vinzone]

but but how did he get a blood test taken?? hes just a little paper bag

[exclamatio]

but but how did he get a blood test taken?? hes just a little paper bag

ahhhaaa!

ionic, you have been found out my friend

[Rishwin]

we got ur back ionic, me and Ex will take on the angry mob while you run for it!!

[HellDestroyer]

Soo cheesy its quite funny :)

/HD

[deathcoy]

i dun quite get it... but LOL anyway!!! lol...

[exclamatio]

we got ur back ionic, me and Ex will take on the angry mob while you run for it!!

haha yeah! gogogo!

Soo cheesy its quite funny :)

/HD

lol aye it would seem its guys humour too, or atleast for the most part

told it at work today and most guys laughed whereas all girls groaned

[Rishwin]

lol aye it would seem its guys humour too, or atleast for the most part

told it at work today and most guys laughed whereas all girls groaned

sounds like an orgy :icon6:

[vinzone]

we got ur back ionic, me and Ex will take on the angry mob while you run for it!!

gathers up an angry mob.... :bash: