[Txt] Love dress

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    Grand Master NobodyWOW is offline
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    [Txt] Love dress

    A woman stopped by unannounced at her son's house. She knocked on the door then immediately walked in. She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law laying on the couch, totally naked. Soft music was playing, and the aroma of perfume
    filled the room.
    "What are you doing?" she asked.

    "I'm waiting for Mike to come home from work," the daughter-in-law answered.

    "But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed.

    "This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained.

    "Love dress? But you're naked!"

    "Mike loves me to wear this dress," she explained. "It excites him to no end. Every time he sees me in this dress, he instantly becomes romantic and ravages me for hours on end. He can't get enough of me."

    The mother-in-law left. When she got home, she undressed, showered, put on her best perfume, and dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD, laid on the couch waiting for her husband to arrive. Finally, her husband came home. He walked in and saw her lying there so provocatively.

    "What are you doing?" he asked.

    "This is my love dress," she whispered, sensually .

    "Needs ironing," he said. "What's for dinner?


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    Grand Master linklink88 is offline
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    Re: [Txt] Love dress

    Quote Originally Posted by NobodyWOW View Post
    "Needs ironing"
    HAHA pwned :D

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    Grand Master iNs@nE is offline
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    Re: [Txt] Love dress

    LOL.. Fuckin Pwnt!

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    Grand Master rozandas is offline
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    Re: [Txt] Love dress

    Lol, Needs ironing and goes to dinner, I guess he's lost his romance

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    Grand Master linklink88 is offline
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    Re: [Txt] Love dress

    Quote Originally Posted by rozandas View Post
    I guess he's lost his romance
    Or his marriage..

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    Grand Master shao is offline
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    Re: [Txt] Love dress

    lmao xD

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    Post pornography , swingers


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    Human Version 2.35 Unleashed Hell is offline
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    Re: [Txt] Love dress

    :rofl:!!!!!!

    That was really good actually :D

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    Sorcerer Supreme Charcol is offline
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    Re: [Txt] Love dress

    lmao, that made me lol :jester:

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    Sorcerer Supreme Hellvix is offline
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    Re: [Txt] Love dress

    Hahaha. ROFL!!!!! Hahuahuhue.

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    Grand Master cizo is offline
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    Re: [Txt] Love dress

    Lol wife pwned :)

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    Grand Master Deva is offline
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    Re: [Txt] Love dress

    LmFaO twas good

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    Grand Master Hubba-Hotel is offline
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    Re: [Txt] Love dress

    LOL! That made me laugh soo much.

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    Grand Master Konrow is offline
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    Re: [Txt] Love dress

    OWNED. fucking hilarious. been a while since i laughed so hard at a joke i read

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    30 Seconds. Genryu is offline
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    Re: [Txt] Love dress

    Hehe, owned.

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    Grand Master MasterBubba is offline
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    Re: [Txt] Love dress

    Lmao! Omg That Is The Most Awsome Joke Ever

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    Grand Master BadBoi is offline
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    Re: [Txt] Love dress

    Pure Ownage!

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    Grand Master Skandar is offline
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    Re: [Txt] Love dress

    LOL, she got totally owned then.
    Someones lost their marriage *rolls eyes*



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