[TXT] Lunch TIme

[Xiahlus]

Once there were three construction workers. When it was lunchtime one day, they all sat down together.

The first one opened his lunchbox and said, "Eeew, turkey! I hate turkey!" So he shot himself with a rivet gun.

The second one opened his lunchbox and said, "Eeew, ham! I hate ham!" So he jumped off the building.

The third one opened his box and said, "Eeew, mac and cheese! I hate mac and cheese!" So he ran himself over with a bulldozer.

At the funeral, their three wives were talking about their lost husbands. The first two were very sad, but the third was rather puzzled.

The first wife said, "I thought he liked turkey!"

The second one said, "I thought he liked ham!"

But the third one was still puzzled. She said, "I thought he packed his own lunch."


xD

[MentaL]

[Extreme,]

lol

this is good. grate find ;p

[Gria]

Care to explain? I don't get it =\

[Xiahlus]

the 1rst wife packed lunch for her husband and the husband died seeing what she made him
the 2nd wife packed lunch for her husband and the husband died seeing what the wife made him
the 3rd wife is like Wtf? i didn't pack his lunch he packed his own lunch and still died seeing what he had to eat.

understand now? xD

[Grasna]

I don't see how thats funny o.O.
I got it the first time but yeah....xD

[~banned~]

i loled at the last one =d

[ChewBecca]

okay i didnt find that funny at all

[GrisoM]

Care to explain? I don't get it =\

the 3rd one comming suicide :P

Very good , i'm still lauthing

[kuribohgx]

Its not that funny tbh. I chuckled but not laughed like I usually do.

[Mr.Lucifer]

I got it, but I don't see why it was funny. Just kinda strange.

[Joser]

Not really funny tbh.
I guess RZ's entertainment standards are goin down.
-_-

[callum?!?!?]

lol made me crack up XD

[!~Anthony~!]

i lol'd at last one ().()

[Youngy]

I swear I've heard that joke before but it was like an English, Irish and Scots man or something lol. And it was funnier xD

[MuIsBest]

Not funny, but ok :P its great enough.