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    Captain of the Universe Rishwin is offline
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    Cool [txt] new kilt

    this ones for =Murdoc= :icon6:

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    In Scotland, the most important time for a young lad is when he "comes of age" and is allowed to purchase and wear his first kilt. A couple of weeks before his important birthday, a young lad went to a tailor shop and found the material he wanted for his first kilt.
    He took the material to the tailor and said, "I'd like ye to make me a kilt with this material here and, if ye don't mind, I'd like ye to make me a pair of matching underwear for it. I hear it gets a might drafty up dem tings!"
    So the tailor took the material and promised to call the young lad when the order was completed. A few days later the tailor called the lad back to the shop.
    "Here's ye kilt, and here's ye matching underwear, and here's five yards of the material left over. Ye might want to take it home and keep it in case you want anything else made of it."
    So the lad rushed home with his order, threw the material in his room, and donned his kilt. In his excitement, he decided to run to his girlfriend's house to show off his new purchase. Unfortunately, in his excitement, he forgot to don his underwear.
    When his girlfriend answered the door, he pointed to his kilt and said, "Well, what'd ye think?"
    "Ah, but dat's a fine looking kilt," she exclaimed.
    "Aye, and if ye like it, ye'll really like what's underneath," he stated as he lifted his kilt to show here.
    "Oh, but dat's a dandy," his girlfriend shouted admiringly.
    Still not realizing that he didn't have his underwear on he exclaimed quite proudly, "Aye, and if ye like it, I've got five more yards of it at home!"


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    30 Seconds. Genryu is offline
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    ....Uhh....lol........?

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    Still here. Iain is offline
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    lol

    since when did u have to be a certain age to wear a kilt :eh:

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    Sorcerer Supreme Miracle is offline
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    Quote Originally Posted by =Murdoc=
    lol

    since when did u have to be a certain age to wear a kilt :eh:
    ever since rish posted that joke :crash:

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    Captain of the Universe Rishwin is offline
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    Quote Originally Posted by Miracle
    ever since rish posted that joke :crash:
    dam right ;)

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    Kill The_Gatekeeper_ is offline
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    lol good one rish. but it's hard to pull a joke on aussies these days :p

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    Polish_ MySTIKaL is offline
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    i'm aussie.. x0

    and dat a good joke XD

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    Sorcerer Supreme Rampage505 is offline
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    kilts ftw ive wore a few and if i had the money i'd prob buy my own :P

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    Captain of the Universe Rishwin is offline
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rampage505
    kilts ftw ive wore a few and if i had the money i'd prob buy my own :P
    i'd rather buy a miniskirt for $15 :P

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    F**KIN LEGEND! exclamatio is offline
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    rofl!

    Quote Originally Posted by genryu
    ....Uhh....lol........?
    Quote Originally Posted by =Murdoc=
    lol

    since when did u have to be a certain age to wear a kilt :eh:
    get a sense of humour please

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    Member yeah is offline
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    THat joke just isnt funny. :p

    (and btw im scottish, but nothing to do with me finding the joke funny or not, just is a really crap joke)

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    Grand Master Konrow is offline
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    Quote Originally Posted by yeah
    THat joke just isnt funny. :p

    (and btw im scottish, but nothing to do with me finding the joke funny or not, just is a really crap joke)
    lol then ur sense of humor sux. i love this joke. lol

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    Grand Master X-Gogeta is offline
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    Have to admit, it wasnt that funny :P.

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    Death is Inevitable. xuvurex is offline
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    Quote Originally Posted by MySTIKaL
    i'm aussie.. x0

    and dat a good joke XD

    lmao your aussie? grats =D

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    Grand Master [N]asser is offline
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    Awesome joke lol

    [N]asser` ~ Out

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    Quote Originally Posted by Konrow
    lol then ur sense of humor sux. i love this joke. lol
    yeh that must be it.

    im sure.


    :p

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    Captain of the Universe Rishwin is offline
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    Quote Originally Posted by xuvurex
    lmao your aussie? grats =D
    aussies ftw! :D



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