[TxT]Pay Attention

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    Grand Master HeroX is offline
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    [TxT]Pay Attention

    "Are You Paying Attention?" A professor is giving the first year medical students their first lecture on autopsies, and decides to give them a few basics before starting.


    "You must be capable of two things to do an autopsy. The first thing is that you must have no sense of fear." At this point, the lecturer sticks his finger into the dead man's anus, and then licks it.


    He asks all the students to do the same thing with the corpses in front of them.


    After a couple of minutes silence, they follow suit.


    "The second thing is that you must have an acute sense of
    observation: I stuck my middle finger into the corpse's anus, but I licked my index."


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    pork pork Parker is offline
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    Re: [TxT]Pay Attention

    Lol'd.
    pretty random joke though.

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    The Gamma..? EliteGM is offline
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    Re: [TxT]Pay Attention

    I lol'd =p
    Funny =)

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    Human Version 2.35 Unleashed Hell is offline
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    Re: [TxT]Pay Attention

    repost, but I still find it a good joke xD

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    Grand Master Joker is offline
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    Re: [TxT]Pay Attention

    funny :p

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    Sorcerer Supreme Illusion is offline
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    Re: [TxT]Pay Attention

    Nice joke ^^

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    Grand Master Daney is offline
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    Re: [TxT]Pay Attention

    lol'd.

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    Grand Master linklink88 is offline
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    Re: [TxT]Pay Attention

    Haha owned :D

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    Grand Master Initiate is offline
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    Re: [TxT]Pay Attention

    lmao that was great.

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    Grand Master Pfa is offline
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    Re: [TxT]Pay Attention

    Lol i thought he licked the anus... hahhhah!

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    Sorcerer Supreme ChojiroShintaro is offline
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    Re: [TxT]Pay Attention

    Haha. Very funny.

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    Grand Master iNs@nE is offline
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    Re: [TxT]Pay Attention

    ha ha .. lol ...awesome ...

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    F**KIN LEGEND! exclamatio is offline
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    Re: [TxT]Pay Attention

    heard this 1 a few times but not in a while, a good one!



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