[txt]Reasons Why Guitars are Better Than Women (Dedicated to b1zn4tch :D)

[Ionic & Schizo]

A guitar has a volume knob
· If you break a guitar's G-string, it only costs $. 79 for a new one
· You can make a guitar scream as loud as you want it to
· You can unplug a guitar
· You can finger a guitar for hours without it complaining it wants more
· Other people can play your guitar without it getting upset
· You can finger a guitar in public and get applause, not arrested
· You can have a guitar any color you want and no one will care
· You can make your guitar as tight as you want it just by turning a peg.
· If your guitar doesn't make sounds you like, you can retune it
· You can use four fingers at a time on a guitar
· If your guitar strings are too heavy, you can just get a lighter set
· You can have a guitar professionally adjusted to *your* liking
· If you scratch a guitar's back, it's unintentional, not required
· You can go to a guitar shop and play all the guitars you want for free
· It's good to have a guitar that's stretched out.
· You can take lessons on how to play a guitar without feeling embarrassed
· You can rent a guitar without worrying about who rented it before you.
· You can play the guitar with your bare fingers and no protective covering.
· You can get rich playing a guitar, not broke.
· A guitar doesn't take half of everything you own when you sell it.

[MentaL]

[b1zn4tch]

nice list :D

[MySTIKaL]

hehehe quality :D

[evilspooon]

Nice!

[RsX]

LOL the last one was awesome!

[shadowmist]

lol, good one!!

[K-swiss]

You can unplug a guitar, hehe nice one

[JHawk]

lol all great ones Ionic

[DragonWoLf]

You can have a guitar professionally adjusted to *your* liking
lol wtf LOLs, nice ones there dude!!

[Dream-Destroyer]

Lol, perfect list.

Nice one bro.

[BladeX]

"You can get rich playing a guitar, not broke" i agree =D

[xuvurex]

haha its so true :P

[Kamuro]

hmmm i think u should add that a guitar doenst get angry at you if u have more than one ^^

[bottom kicker]

lol nice list.
and n1 kamuro

[Iron Maiden]

Heh Heh nice one. I wish it were true cause then I'd be a pornstar!

[Flameingskull]

lol thanks for that, I needed it after a long day at work ;)

[BddBlade]

Hahah, that's so true! xD Nice list.

[Shynku]

What i can say...trully amazing everything in that list is so...true!!! Oo
Very nice work there. xD

[~lilangelz~]

hahahhahhhhahhaha funnie . lolx

[fream12]

nice list man!!

[Valix]

now here's something that deffinatly belongs here :tp: good one's m8

[galuf]

hahaha, excellent reasons, my friend

[NoPeace]

Nice :D

NoPeace - out