[tXt] Rectum Stretcher

[HeroX]

While I was flying down the road yesterday (only 10 mph over speed limit), I noticed a cop with a radar gun sitting on top of a bridge.

The cop pulled me over, walked up to the car and asked me, "What's the hurry?" I replied, "I'm late for work."

"Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?"

I responded, "I'm a rectum stretcher."

The cop said "What.....a rectum stretcher, and what does a rectum stretcher do?" I said, "Well, I start with one finger, then I work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then my whole hand, then I work until I can get both hands in there and then I slowly stretch it until it's about 6 foot wide."

The cop asked me, "What the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?"

I simply replied, "You give him a radar gun and park him on top of a bridge..."

The ticket -- $95 dollars.

The look on his face, PRICELESS

[MentaL]

[Zmiffy]

Dont get it..

[Josh]

Dont get it..

LOl, what dont u get? XD

[Avenged]

Lol another good 1

[saden99]

I assume the cop was a 6 foot asshole? :)

I hate cops that fill their quota only at the end of the months. They sit their with radar guns and get you for going 5 mph over.

[BladeX]

rofl i get it ........funny

[danielneo]

that is sooo funny!~

[Skycut]

:rofl:!!

[Ulti]

omg, thats just priceless :D

[Unleashed Hell]

lol nice

[DarkBlu]

LOL niceeee =P

[Zmiffy]

lol thanks saden you explained it :p