[Txt]Rolls Royce Loan

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    Grand Master NobodyWOW is offline
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    [Txt]Rolls Royce Loan

    A businessman walks into a bank in San Francisco and asks for the loan officer. He says he is going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $7,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for such a loan.
    So the businessman hands over the keys to a Rolls Royce parked on the street in front of the bank. Everything checks out, and the bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. An employee drives the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.
    Two weeks later, the businessman returns, repays the $7,000 and the interest, which comes to $19.67.

    The loan officer says, "We are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little confused. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What confuses us is why would you bother to borrow $7,000?" The businessman replied, "Where else in San Francisco can I park my car for two weeks for $20 bucks?"


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    change my name already! I Rule MU is offline
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    Re: [Txt]Rolls Royce Loan

    :roflmao: awsome!

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    Grand Master InZan3 is offline
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    Re: [Txt]Rolls Royce Loan

    Heard it before just another version of it o.o

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    Grand Master bramdebouvere is offline
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    Re: [Txt]Rolls Royce Loan

    LOOOL great :p

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    pork pork Parker is offline
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    Re: [Txt]Rolls Royce Loan

    Yeah heard it before also, but its still an alright joke.

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    Grand Master Konrow is offline
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    Re: [Txt]Rolls Royce Loan

    fucking sweet. i may try that when i become mad rich one day.

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    Elite Member rkod420 is offline
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    Re: [Txt]Rolls Royce Loan

    That was better than I expected! great.

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    Grand Master RayOfLight is offline
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    Re: [Txt]Rolls Royce Loan

    Quote Originally Posted by Konrow View Post
    fucking sweet. i may try that when i become mad rich one day.
    +1...should be fun to do..lol

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    Grand Master Avenged is offline
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    Re: [Txt]Rolls Royce Loan

    +1, that was awesome. sir

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    Grand Master iNs@nE is offline
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    Re: [Txt]Rolls Royce Loan

    ROFLMAO!! That is bloody brilliant.

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    Akaruz - The Legend [hidden] is offline
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    Re: [Txt]Rolls Royce Loan

    nice one ^^

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    Human Version 2.35 Unleashed Hell is offline
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    Re: [Txt]Rolls Royce Loan

    Took me some time to get it LoL.

    Wasn't that great though :\

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    Re: [Txt]Rolls Royce Loan

    :roflmao::roflmao::roflmao::roflmao::roflmao:
    HAHAHAH!

    Nice one!

    Yours Truly,
    Golden Eye

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    Grand Master TimTheLord is offline
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    Re: [Txt]Rolls Royce Loan

    Seen it before, I thought it funny when I first heard it though, so +1 for trying :D



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