[TxT]Satanic Starbucks

[Wizzdom]

A man died and went to straight down to hell. The devil greeted him and gave him a guided tour of the place. He told the man that there were three rooms he could chose from in which to spend eternity.

The first room was full of flames so hot the man couldn''t even breathe. He told the devil that there was no way he was choosing that room. So they moved on.

The next room they came to was full of people who were being beaten and tortured. It looked so painful the man could not watch. He told the devil he definitely didn''t want that room, and they moved on.

The last room they came to was full of people who were just sitting around drinking coffee and relaxing. The man looked for a while and then told the devil this room would be all right.

The devil gestured for him to sit down and the man took a seat. He did, sipped his coffee and felt really pleased with his choice. After a few minutes, a voice came over the loudspeaker and said, "Break time is over! Time for another 10,000 push-ups!"

[MentaL]

[Daedius]

nnnnnah - not that good. :/

[ChojiroShintaro]

Heard a similar one which was way better =/

[Daedius]

Yeah, copied from the one with Bill Gates.

[Initiate]

I heard many versions of this but it was ok.

[TimTheLord]

I heard some good ones like this, but they were better =D

[ChewBecca]

but by the end of it, surly you would have huge muscles, and be able to do it really easily?

[theninjaway]

yea, i did 2 versions of this.

offtopic:
^^ lilkaos do u really hav boobs? lol

[The PathFinder]

meh not the best I have heard.

[Parker]

Yeah, copied from the one with Bill Gates.

Lulz that one was pretty funny when I first heard it, it's been posted on RZ like a million times now lol.

your talking about the one with Bill Gates & the screensaver?

[Pfa]

not the best version but its ok... I guess.

[Nuklear]

Not really funny.

[Rishwin]

You know its time to press the "back" button on your browser when a joke starts with "A ___ died and went to hell / heaven."

[Wizzdom]

I understand that this joke is unfunny lols i will never post anything like this again
-Rishwin i dont see you making any jokes

[iNs@nE]

Heard better ones of the similar kind.